((RING))) ((RING))))
(Pick Up). "Hello?
Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?
No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"
(After a brief pause). Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.
Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now
Brief Pause Uh, okay then, .this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the
bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled
into the driveway.
Okay Daddy, just a minute
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
I did it Daddy. And what happened honey?" he asked.
Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?
He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all
scared, and he jumped out of the back window and into the
swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the
water last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.
Long Pause……….Longer Pause.
Then Daddy says, “Swimming pool?... Is this 486-5731 ?”
2007-03-16 01:28:02 · 20 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great. In fact, GREAT!!
2007-03-16 03:26:43 · answer #1 · answered by easyrecognition 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. i heard this one b4 but in a different version- this one is so much hotter!!!! Loved it. Keep em coming.
2007-03-16 15:40:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
better then the last 1
2007-03-16 08:40:01 · answer #3 · answered by mini me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha. Very good. lmao 10/10
2007-03-16 08:32:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao...soooooo funny!
you're good
2007-03-16 08:42:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny, made me chuckle anyway :)
2007-03-16 08:32:40 · answer #6 · answered by amp0824 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-19 08:20:54 · answer #7 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! =O that's horribleeee....but funny
2007-03-16 08:40:47 · answer #8 · answered by softballangel989 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa good one .. made me giggle :)
2007-03-16 08:34:04 · answer #9 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i found this joke funny when i was little too.
2007-03-16 08:41:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋