A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband "you can have her shipped home for £5000 or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150. The man thought about it for a while and told him that he would have his wife shipped home. The undertaker asked, "why would you spend £5000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only have to spend £150?".
The man replied, "long ago a man died here, was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead"......I just can't take the chance.
2007-03-16 01:29:01 · 7 answers · asked by ♪♫♪Music Lover♪♫♪ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great!! Thats real funny.
2007-03-16 01:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by easyrecognition 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2007-03-16 08:48:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha. Good one. 10/10.
2007-03-16 08:34:04 · answer #3 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-16 08:38:30 · answer #4 · answered by That guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-16 08:36:42 · answer #5 · answered by Crystal T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!!!!
2007-03-16 09:37:51 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...I like it!
2007-03-16 10:04:04 · answer #7 · answered by Louee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋