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Had an unwanted guest in your house, then found their visit more tolerable for the duration that they are drinking their coffee which you have urinated in before bringing it through from the kitchen, and for some strange reason tell them to pop in the next time they are passing for a cup.

2007-03-16 01:37:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Not fussed spotlight, I have a strange taste in coffee and make my own in the same way lol

2007-03-16 01:42:12 · update #1

22 answers

no, but once i sh*it in the meatloaf big shirley made when she invited her entire enormous fam damily over for supper, then i insisted everyone take home a leftover meatloaf sandwich wrapped in tinfoil

2007-03-16 01:41:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Pretty funny. Sounds like you want to be in control by urinating. Maybe you have a phallic fixation. Also, if they were going to stop by again, would you still relieve yourself into their cup? Do you want to rectify the situation next time by giving them an unaltered cup of fresh joe? Am I sensing guilt here? Do you like them now that they have drank your pee? What's next? Pee cake? Pee popsicles? Having them assist you in making homemade pee beer?

2007-03-16 01:46:44 · answer #2 · answered by sassychickensuckerboy 4 · 0 0

No but I used to work in a bar and there was a regular customer who was a horrible tipper as well as a real sour puss so every time he ordered a drink one of the wait staff or bartenders would mictorate in his drink. It was sick and twisted and he never knew!!! They're probably still doing it to him...

2007-03-16 01:43:14 · answer #3 · answered by Nehru 3 · 0 0

Ive just made a mental note not to pop into yours for coffee!

2007-03-16 01:40:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

Nope. Never done that. I will have to give it a go. Did your coffee taste very good then?

2007-03-16 01:41:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well i'm not drinking coffee in your house again .wondered why it tasted weird , you said it was special water ...PfffT

2007-03-16 01:49:32 · answer #6 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 0 0

Ehhh Noooo

If I didnt want them there I certainly wouldnt make coffee for them, I'd just say so what is it you want Im busy so cant chat bye.............

2007-03-16 03:00:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

is that why the coffee tasted funny?

2007-03-16 01:43:37 · answer #8 · answered by dimitrixxx 2 · 0 0

i wouldnt invite anyone who i didnt like to my house anyway as im not two faced !

2007-03-16 01:47:05 · answer #9 · answered by maddie xx 4 · 0 0

Can't say that I would resort to that... My best tact is to pretend to fall asleep!!!

2007-03-16 01:46:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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