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A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she
climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks: "What would you like Santa
to bring you for Christmas?.
The little girl replies: "I want a Barbie and Action Man.
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says:
"I thought Barbie comes with Ken".
No, said the little girl She comes with Action Man, she fakes
it with Ken.

2007-03-16 01:33:39 · 23 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

shes learned fast did you 10/10

2007-03-16 07:48:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny

2007-03-16 01:37:14 · answer #2 · answered by hdf69 5 · 0 1

astonishing. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a woman responded the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm merchandising the latest innovation in vacuums, that's the main suitable little gadget I even have seen in an prolonged time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mix of ketchup, salsa, airborne dirt and dust, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum would not sparkling up that mess, i'll consume it!" She stated, "would you like a fork?! we've not have been given the flexibility on yet!"

2016-12-14 20:41:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i don't get it action man barbie and ken have the vital between the legs bits missing so no its not funny because it doesn't make any sense

2007-03-16 01:50:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Yeah.. heard it before.. still quite funny though!

xx

2007-03-16 01:37:32 · answer #5 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 0 0

would be more funnier if the joke was spoken rathe than read. Because come isnt spelt that way.

2007-03-16 01:40:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Cool! Funny! :) lol

2007-03-16 03:32:35 · answer #7 · answered by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 · 0 0

Good one.

2007-03-16 01:39:45 · answer #8 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0 0

funny

2007-03-16 01:58:24 · answer #9 · answered by raxy 2 · 0 1

funny

2007-03-16 01:47:27 · answer #10 · answered by Nik 5 · 0 1

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