A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest:
Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've
Had s*x with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner: "You are forgiven. Go out and say
three Hail Mary's'."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been
two months since my last confession. I have had s*x with Fannie
Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks: "Who is this Fannie Green?" "A new
woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies. "Very well,"
says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver
his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the
church. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the Altar. Her dress is green and very
short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her
legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style. The priest turns
to the altar boy and whisperingly asks: "Is that Fannie Green?"
The altar boy replies: "No Father, I think its just the
reflection off her shoes".
2007-03-16 01:39:06 · 21 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L !!!
i can't stop laughing
u reserve a big golden star
2007-03-16 19:33:02 · answer #1 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 00:24:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, what a punch line, brilliant, printed that one off. 10/10 and a star.
2007-03-16 01:50:12 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gigle gigle thats a good one pretty worth a good score 10/10 +
2007-03-16 07:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best of the bunch, star.
2007-03-16 01:58:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee, well I laughed out loud at work which was embarrassing.
So, uh, thanks.
;D
2007-03-16 01:45:06 · answer #6 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-03-16 01:50:38 · answer #7 · answered by easyrecognition 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now i actually laughed at this one,better then all the rest
2007-03-16 01:45:11 · answer #8 · answered by mini me 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good joke ha ha ha
ker ker
2007-03-17 01:45:45 · answer #9 · answered by dodo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i feel just like mcdonnalds
IM LOVIN' IT
BA DA BA BA BAM IM LOVIN' IT
2007-03-16 04:44:07 · answer #10 · answered by Pinki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋