Two best friends gotten divorced and decided to move to Alaska as north as they could go and never look at a women again.
They reached there and went to store and asked, "Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year."
The trader packed all together and on top of each one's supplies, he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.
The guys asked, "What's that board for?"
The trader said, "Well, where you're going there are no women and you might need this."
They said, "No way! We've sworn off women for life!"
The trader said, "Well. take the boards with you, and if you don't use them I'll refund you money next year.
"Okay," they said and left.
The next year this guy came into the store and said "Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year."
The trader said, "Weren't you in here last year with a partner?"
"Yeah," said the guy.
"Where is he?" asked the trader.
"I shot him," said the guy.
"Why?"
"I caught him in bed with my board!"
2007-02-13
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