A man goes up to heaven and is greeted by St. Peter. "Son, I'll let you into heaven if you tell me something really good you did in your life."
The guy says, "Well, once I was driving down the highway when I saw a guy getting mugged by a chain gang off the road. I pulled over, got out of the car, walked right up to their leader and punched him right in the nose!"
St. Peter says, "Wow, that's incredible! When did this happen?"
"About 30 seconds ago."
2007-02-13
17:24:44
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