Two best friends gotten divorced and decided to move to Alaska as north as they could go and never look at a women again.
They reached there and went to store and asked, "Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year."
The trader packed all together and on top of each one's supplies, he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.
The guys asked, "What's that board for?"
The trader said, "Well, where you're going there are no women and you might need this."
They said, "No way! We've sworn off women for life!"
The trader said, "Well. take the boards with you, and if you don't use them I'll refund you money next year.
"Okay," they said and left.
The next year this guy came into the store and said "Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year."
The trader said, "Weren't you in here last year with a partner?"
"Yeah," said the guy.
"Where is he?" asked the trader.
"I shot him," said the guy.
"Why?"
"I caught him in bed with my board!"
2007-02-13 17:56:13 · 44 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AN ABSOLUTE RIOT!!
I'm a very vocal laugher (my kids always were embarrassed to go to funny movies with me) so I really wanted to roar with this one, but everyone else is asleep and I don't want to wake them. Can't wait until morning so I can share this joke with family and friends! Thanks!
2007-02-13 18:04:37 · answer #1 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
5/10
2007-02-14 07:34:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-02-20 11:57:34 · answer #3 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one. Thank God they decided to do it on the board and not on their partner before their divorce
2007-02-14 05:52:56 · answer #4 · answered by surnell 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No refund on the boards?
2007-02-21 17:25:44 · answer #5 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was worth the read 15/10
2007-02-20 01:05:36 · answer #6 · answered by nella 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2007-02-21 02:05:00 · answer #7 · answered by jmiller 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good 1
2007-02-13 18:35:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bahut Acha Hey !!
2007-02-16 00:36:24 · answer #9 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one
2007-02-14 18:07:36 · answer #10 · answered by Karthikeyan R 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋