One day, as a young man was jogging near the lake, he saw a young woman sitting on a wheel chair without arms and legs. Feeling bad for her, he asked, " Why are you sad?" She said, " When i was young, no body ever hugged me... will you hug me?" He then gave her a hug and jogged back home. The next morning, he saw her again. "Whats the matter this time?" Then she replied, When i was young, nobody ever kissed me... Will you kiss me? He then gave her a kiss. The next morning, he saw her again. "oh no he thought to himself...not again. He walked up to her and said" Hey, i already gave you a hug and a kiss, whats seems to be the problem? She then said, When i was young, nobody wanted to **** me, will you **** me? So he picked her up, threw her in the lake. "YOUR ****** NOW!"
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2007-02-13
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