A perfect woman fell in love with the perfect man. After a few months of going on many perfect dates, the perfect man proposed to the perfect woman. They found a perfect church where they had a perfect wedding, right on Christmas Eve.
As they started off on their perfect honeymoon, it started snowing hard. A little further up the road, they noticed a hitchhiker looking for a ride. When they got to him they noticed it was Santa Claus, so they gave him a lift.
Unfortunately, as the weather conditions deteriorated, they skidded off the road and crashed. Only one of them survived. Who was it?
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The perfect woman, because everyone know there’s no such thing as Santa Claus or a Perfect Man!
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2007-02-13
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