A perfect woman fell in love with the perfect man. After a few months of going on many perfect dates, the perfect man proposed to the perfect woman. They found a perfect church where they had a perfect wedding, right on Christmas Eve.
As they started off on their perfect honeymoon, it started snowing hard. A little further up the road, they noticed a hitchhiker looking for a ride. When they got to him they noticed it was Santa Claus, so they gave him a lift.
Unfortunately, as the weather conditions deteriorated, they skidded off the road and crashed. Only one of them survived. Who was it?
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The perfect woman, because everyone know there’s no such thing as Santa Claus or a Perfect Man!
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2007-02-13 04:01:11 · 11 answers · asked by b2k 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If there was no Perfect Man or Santa Claus, than the Perfect Woman must have been driving, which would explain why there was an accident.
Those Woman Drivers….
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If any Ladies are still reading now, it illustrates another point…
WOMAN NEVER LISTEN!!!!
Ten Points to the best joke.
2007-02-13 04:01:42 · update #1
Great !!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are a genius !!!! Thank You for the belly massage...
(The whole office turned around and stares at me now...
Their eyes are saying : "What is it this time !? Is he already nuts or is it Clever Yahoo !")
Thanks again for the big laugh !!!
Aaron.
2007-02-13 04:18:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but only half true. I am a perfect man.
2007-02-13 12:16:11 · answer #2 · answered by traila_dwella 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes thats funny even tho im a girl but ill be aight
2007-02-13 12:46:56 · answer #3 · answered by heyyall 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dang!! I have to admit I'm one of the "ladies" that read til the end....
:D
Very good......and true!!!!
2007-02-13 12:48:23 · answer #4 · answered by unicorns_77 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
99%
2007-02-13 12:36:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hardy har har thats true
2007-02-13 12:44:52 · answer #6 · answered by edgar b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME JOKE! HAHAHAHAH
but im a woman...so get a life.
2007-02-13 12:05:58 · answer #7 · answered by boom boom 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
HAHAHAHA THAT IS SOOOO FUNNNY. but not true!
2007-02-13 13:26:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA.... YOU ARE SO BAD!!! VERY FUNNY THOUGH!!!! THANK YOU!! HAHAHAHA
2007-02-13 12:13:53 · answer #9 · answered by L!LO 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol very true
2007-02-13 12:05:34 · answer #10 · answered by mummyov2bb 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋