One morning The Lion went walking around the Jungle,and asked all the animals he met, who's the king of the jungle?
Each one answered in turn, you are mighty lion.
Eventually in a clearing he met an elephant and asked the same question.
The Elephant was in a nasty mood, he picked the lion up squeesed him half to death, slammed him on the ground and trampled on him.
The Lion picked himself up painfully and said,"just because you don't know there's no need to get mad about it.
2007-02-13 04:04:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loved it
Tink x
2007-02-13 04:24:38 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both wrong The king of the jungle is King Louis, both sit down and watch the jungle book to see i'm right.
2016-05-24 05:29:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was a great joke if you would have told this face to face. But such jokes lose their fun while reading.
Great printed jokes have pun inbuilt in the language.
Keep trying!!
2007-02-13 04:56:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, but I feel for the lion.
2007-02-13 04:22:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad have read worse many a time 10/10
2007-02-13 05:05:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe! That's funny.
2007-02-13 04:33:32 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Lions can't talk!
2007-02-13 04:12:25 · answer #7 · answered by traila_dwella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
add 1 more joke to the bad list.
2007-02-13 04:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well I liked it
2007-02-13 04:20:14 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-02-13 05:01:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋