A guy walks into a bar and hears someone crying. The guy goes up to the bartender and says "Hey, what's that noise."
The bartender says "That's my goat in the back. He's been crying for days since we moved. There's a $500 reward to whoever can make my goat happy again."
So the guy goes in the back of the bar and seconds later he makes the goat laugh.
The next day, the same guy goes in the same bar again. This time the bartender says "Hey you know what, ever since you made my goat laugh, he's been laughing non stop, it's driving me nuts. If you go back there and make him stop, i'll give you another $500.
So the guy goes in the back of the bar and suddenly the goat started crying again.
The bartender ask "How did you do it? That's amazing."
The guy says "well, the first time I saw your goat he was crying. THen I told him that I bet my D I C K is longer that his and your goat started laughing."
The bartender says "How did you make it cry again?"
The guy says "I proved it
2007-02-13 04:03:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well ur right about that one!!!
2007-02-13 14:48:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny!! best bar joke ive heard
2007-02-13 04:44:19 · answer #2 · answered by heyyall 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How cute!! Good one...thanks for the laugh!!!
2007-02-13 04:46:20 · answer #3 · answered by unicorns_77 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty naughty.
2007-02-13 04:07:19 · answer #4 · answered by sdfcvoh 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha- that's pretty funny. Got any more?
2007-02-13 04:37:33 · answer #5 · answered by Butterfly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-02-13 04:36:50 · answer #6 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third guy ducks... get it?
2007-02-13 04:48:28 · answer #7 · answered by The Don 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great !!! That's a good one....
Aaron.
2007-02-13 04:20:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, must be some d i c k!
2007-02-13 04:20:58 · answer #9 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-13 05:47:23 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs. Hofmann :) <3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOSHH!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA.... WOW--- very nice!!!
Naughty... very naughty joke.. hahahaha...
thnks... =)
2007-02-13 04:15:46 · answer #11 · answered by L!LO 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋