Entertainment & Music - 2 February 2007

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2007-02-02 01:44:57 · 1 answers · asked by supacoopa15 1 in Comics & Animation

Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting.
One looked at the other and said,
"I've got to take a cr*p."

The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and cr*p."

The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my bum."

The other blonde replied,

"You have a dollar, don't you?"

The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"

He left and came back with cr*p all over his hands and clothes.

His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"

The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your bum with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"

2007-02-02 01:44:09 · 18 answers · asked by jamie 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A brunnette walks into a doctors surgery and says " Doctor i think i'm dying!"

Doctor: "what seems to be the problem?"
Brunnete: Everywhere I touch is reaaly painfull"
Doctor: Let's see?
Brunnete: (elbow) 'ouch' (knee) 'ouch' (stomach) 'ouch'
Doctor: Ahh yes I see what the problem is...
Brunnette: I'm dying aren't I?
Doctor: Your hair is not really brunnette is it Miss?
Brunnette: Why, no, I am actually blonde!
Doctor: Yes just as suspected, your finger is broken!

2007-02-02 01:44:01 · 22 answers · asked by Kayle xxx 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-02 01:43:20 · 16 answers · asked by Rowdy 2 in Polls & Surveys

What would be a good thing to say to a celeb that you meet? I have backstage passes to an upcoming show and don't want to seem like a dork when I talk to the singer...Any thoughts?

2007-02-02 01:43:04 · 13 answers · asked by Starfire 3 in Celebrities

We are in our mid 20's so classics like Mr. Jones, summer of '69, little rolling stones, beatles, etc.

What are some other greats?

2007-02-02 01:42:30 · 7 answers · asked by shagg_woo 2 in Music

If you were a spokeswoman/spokesman, what advice would you give to today's youth?

2007-02-02 01:41:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the funniest answer has my vote

2007-02-02 01:41:27 · 16 answers · asked by Baby Doll 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-02 01:40:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

All i see is mine

2007-02-02 01:40:28 · 11 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-02 01:39:56 · 3 answers · asked by AlexM138 3 in Television

Three Surgeons:

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an
accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the
Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ***. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York

2007-02-02 01:39:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-02 01:37:40 · 15 answers · asked by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-02 01:37:06 · 5 answers · asked by Kamryn's Mommie 2 in Music

Think it's davina mcall

2007-02-02 01:36:46 · 3 answers · asked by Mental Murphy 1 in Television

2007-02-02 01:36:37 · 35 answers · asked by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 in Polls & Surveys

Me peeing in the shower standing up

2007-02-02 01:35:37 · 13 answers · asked by D8411 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-02 01:34:58 · 13 answers · asked by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-02 01:34:48 · 7 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Other - Entertainment

As you and your friend wander through the hallways of the old haunted mansion you have chills running down your spine. Your not sure why your so creeped out but you already agreed to spend the night here in exchange for a healthy sum of money. You both try and calm your thoughts by looking at all the old art that is strewn about the place. You marvel at the extreme level of detail on the statues that adorn the halls and wonder how much the owner had paid for them. Just as your both finally starting to realize how stupid it is to be scared a loud slam indicating the doors locking echoes though the hallway. You panic as a white gas floods the room and laps over both of your bodies. Looking over at your friend you realize that a streak of white is slowly moving up their body until it consumed them all. They have just been turned into a statue! You look down at your legs and notice the effect is happening to you!

How do you pose, what does it feel like, etc?

Best response gets the points

2007-02-02 01:34:47 · 7 answers · asked by Not a hippie 2 in Polls & Surveys

"you are the love of my life, you are my inspiration, just u and me, simple and free, baby your everyhting I ever dreamed of"

2007-02-02 01:34:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

If so,what are some of your crazy obsessions?

2007-02-02 01:34:44 · 12 answers · asked by J♥R♥R 6 in Polls & Surveys

Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, asked during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the organ of the human body which, under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define those conditions?"

Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you, my parents will hear of this," and sat down red-faced.

Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Johnson and asked the same question.

Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."

"Correct Miss Johnson." said Mr. Perkins.

"And now, Miss Smythe, I have three things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment.

2007-02-02 01:34:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

there r two guys who love me. one is virgo and the other is aquarius..i like both.. but i dont know whom i am in love with ..

2007-02-02 01:34:31 · 6 answers · asked by halo 2 in Horoscopes

can't see the old cow trail, which way should I go??

2007-02-02 01:34:28 · 7 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

...piss anyone else off a lot too? I watch Naruto, but only the subtitled ones. The ones on Cartoon Network, the voice acting sucks a lot! Naruto's voice on CN is done by some fat woman who can sound like a little boy, she does a bad job. (oh I'm also pissed that for the past year the new Naruto episodes have been fillers, nothing but fillers.) Tell me, why do the people who redo animes television shows in the usa do such horrible jobs? :/

2007-02-02 01:34:27 · 12 answers · asked by Southern Girl 4 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-02 01:34:18 · 15 answers · asked by RachLA 2 in Movies

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2007-02-02 01:34:08 · 15 answers · asked by Gummi the 5th 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-02 01:33:17 · 13 answers · asked by Party On Garth! 1 in Polls & Surveys

WARNING - NEW SCAM.

Be aware of this - I had a lucky escape.

I walked into B & Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange asked me if I wanted decking.
Fortunately I got the first punch in and that was the end of that.

Those less suspecting might not be so lucky!

2007-02-02 01:33:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles