Entertainment & Music - 2 February 2007

Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life.

One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half way through a fence, with its butt facing the tavern.

One drunk says he sure wishes that sheep was a buxom wench.

The other says, "I just wish it were dark."

2007-02-02 01:33:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-02 01:32:28 · 14 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Polls & Surveys

The New Top Ten Blonde Inventions

1. Water-proof towels

2. Solar powered flashlights

3. Submarine screendoors

4. A book on how to read

5. Inflatable dart boards

6. Dictionary index

7. Ejection seats for helicopters

8. Pedal powered wheel-chairs

9. Powered water

10. Water proof tea bags

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:

Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."

Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."

Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"

2007-02-02 01:31:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-02 01:31:32 · 22 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm not being illegal or anything. My dad made a DVD and I can't find the file on my computer to use, so I need to burn it onto the computer again. I can't figure out how to do it, and if you can't with Windows Media Player, can you tell me how I can? Oh yeah, I'm also doing this so I can put it on YouTube, so if there's a quicker way to do that, I would appreciate the info.

2007-02-02 01:30:39 · 3 answers · asked by Taylor Swift Lovah™ 3 in Movies

2007-02-02 01:29:37 · 24 answers · asked by Rabbit's Girl 2 in Polls & Surveys

what is the compatibility

2007-02-02 01:28:54 · 7 answers · asked by halo 2 in Horoscopes

2007-02-02 01:28:42 · 35 answers · asked by tokyo 5 in Polls & Surveys

It is a kids song - I only remember the beginning:

A my name is Alice and I live in a palace
And Every afternoon at 3, my footman brings me tea
Yeah, yeah, my footman brings me tea

B my name is Benny and my name rhymes with penny....

I don't remember anything after that. I had this record as a kid and I left it in the sun one day, which, of course, ruined it. I'd love to get a copy. I've tried Googling, message boards, record stores...no luck.

I appreciate any info!

2007-02-02 01:28:30 · 2 answers · asked by Amber 2 in Music

First decent answer gets my 10 points.

2007-02-02 01:27:49 · 5 answers · asked by mickeyleon123 2 in Television

2007-02-02 01:27:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I found out that both ben and ray are soon releasing a album.

Does anyone know if my two favourite acts (Eton Rd and McDonalds ) are releasing anything soon.

2007-02-02 01:27:22 · 13 answers · asked by stwiegep 2 in Music

2007-02-02 01:27:19 · 4 answers · asked by Ryan C 3 in Polls & Surveys

Many are in movie after movie after movie.

2007-02-02 01:27:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-02 01:26:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-02 01:26:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A guy i know stayed at a friends place for 2 months and my buddy said he didn't shower or even change his underwear the entire time.

Nasty eh?

2007-02-02 01:26:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which cxndom would you use....

Nike Cxndoms: Just do it.

Toyota Cxndoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Cxndoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Cxndoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Cxndoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Cxndom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Cxndoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Cxndoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Cxndoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Cxndoms: Like a rock.

Dial Cxndoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Cxndoms: Cause hey -- you never know.

California Lotto Cxndoms: Who's next?

Avis Cxndoms: Trying harder than ever.

2007-02-02 01:25:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This one time, Gummi, threw a pool party and over 80 guests arrived .....

just to find out the pool was a children's blow up pool and only 2 people can fit at a time
they all left after 28 minutes

Gummi did get to keep some bbq chicken and 6 pack of beer

Have you thrown am awful party???

2007-02-02 01:25:39 · 10 answers · asked by Gummi the 5th 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-02 01:25:29 · 3 answers · asked by hoogchoon 1 in Television

2007-02-02 01:24:33 · 15 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

some lyrics is missing for sure.any ideas though?

2007-02-02 01:24:28 · 6 answers · asked by Wind Chime 4 in Music

In Return Of The Jedi Leia is captured by Jabba. Later Luke Skywalker shows up to rescue her and Han Solo. I don't know how much time passed between her capture, and Luke's rescue. I also don't know what kind of indignities she had to go through under Jabba's dominance. Seeing she ended up in slave garb, gives some clue. Well....does anyone know ?

2007-02-02 01:24:23 · 6 answers · asked by Count Acumen 5 in Movies

2007-02-02 01:24:16 · 20 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Polls & Surveys

My pick: TEXAS!!! Great culture, unique history as a former republic, friendly people, warmer weather, nice and thriving cities, diverse landscape. The taxes are a little high, although there is no income tax, and it's still a great state! If I could afford it, I'd move there now!

Second: Tennessee. Beautiful mountains, cleaner waters, Nashville, Memphis, interesting Civil War sites, thriving job market, friendly folks, true southern cooking, also no income tax, still a great state!

Least favorite: Kentucky. Don't like it at all...YUCK!. Sure, it's beautiful, but surprisingly, some of the meanest people anywhere live here! So, the economy is lackluster b/c natives are so closed to economic growth, and eastern KY is actually quite dirty. It's a shame I have to say this about my home state.

2007-02-02 01:24:16 · 9 answers · asked by BlanketyBlank 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-02 01:24:05 · 6 answers · asked by whynot 1 in Comics & Animation

just owt of interest

2007-02-02 01:24:03 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What current celebrity could play him and play him well?

2007-02-02 01:23:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

what would your theme song be? Mine would be The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage--by Panic! At The Disco.

2007-02-02 01:22:57 · 2 answers · asked by Barlow 6 in Polls & Surveys

DID HE??? DOES ANYONE KNOW???

2007-02-02 01:22:39 · 4 answers · asked by khester05 2 in Jokes & Riddles