Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life.
One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half way through a fence, with its butt facing the tavern.
One drunk says he sure wishes that sheep was a buxom wench.
The other says, "I just wish it were dark."
2007-02-02 01:33:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Was the other one YOU???...LOL
2007-02-02 01:35:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like Oklahoma----where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous.
2007-02-02 01:38:19 · answer #2 · answered by Lori 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haaa haa Loved it.
10/10
Tink x ; )
2007-02-02 01:50:27 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9/10 + a star (good one, mate!!)
2007-02-02 01:52:09 · answer #4 · answered by merlyntn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my, thats poor. 3/10.
2007-02-02 04:33:36 · answer #5 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHA!!! 10/10
2007-02-02 03:08:54 · answer #6 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-02-02 02:47:20 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Welsh. Were they Welsh? I bet they were!
2007-02-02 01:35:28 · answer #8 · answered by Kayle xxx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh! I get it......one of them was a kiwi ???!!!....(no nastiness intended just fits of laughter)..........haha
2007-02-02 01:36:29 · answer #9 · answered by ozzy chik... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh heh, "things that make you go 'ew' ."
2007-02-02 01:36:26 · answer #10 · answered by Zeera 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋