The New Top Ten Blonde Inventions
1. Water-proof towels
2. Solar powered flashlights
3. Submarine screendoors
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart boards
6. Dictionary index
7. Ejection seats for helicopters
8. Pedal powered wheel-chairs
9. Powered water
10. Water proof tea bags
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"
2007-02-02 01:31:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Blonde and proud :)
2007-02-02 01:35:28 · answer #1 · answered by scorpionbabe32 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are extremely hilarious. thank you for lights up my morning. I have been given 2 for you: what's a sensible blonde? A golden retriever. 2 blondes have been walking out of Walmart. while they have been given to their convertible they found out that they had locked their keys in the motor vehicle. Blonde #a million starts attempting to jimmy the lock with a coat hanger. a couple of minutes later Blonde #2 says, hurry it incredibly is beginning up to rain and the precise is down!
2016-10-16 11:02:03 · answer #2 · answered by groover 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard most of them before, but still funny... 8/10
2007-02-02 03:10:11 · answer #3 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, Hey stop already I need to get showered!!
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-02 01:41:26 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
original
2007-02-02 01:36:00 · answer #5 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ithink this is the only smart blonde joke/list i've ever heard...lol
2007-02-02 01:38:36 · answer #6 · answered by oana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha but didnt get the last one
2007-02-02 02:19:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great, I'll give you a star!
2007-02-02 01:37:45 · answer #8 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep them coming.
2007-02-02 04:34:22 · answer #9 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-02-02 01:47:45 · answer #10 · answered by nayanmange 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋