Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, asked during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the organ of the human body which, under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define those conditions?"
Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you, my parents will hear of this," and sat down red-faced.
Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Johnson and asked the same question.
Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."
"Correct Miss Johnson." said Mr. Perkins.
"And now, Miss Smythe, I have three things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment.
2007-02-02 01:34:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-02-02 01:48:51 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one. 7/10.
2007-02-02 12:31:33 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well now Roger s, nice one, but did you know this God says: My power is strongest when you are weak. 2 Corinthians 12:9
2007-02-02 09:54:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha luv it
2007-02-02 09:47:51 · answer #4 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, nice goin.
2007-02-02 12:42:10 · answer #5 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2007-02-02 09:45:20 · answer #6 · answered by kluivert(17) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh Too funny!
2007-02-02 09:43:29 · answer #7 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-02 11:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hear this kind of joke before
2007-02-02 09:45:28 · answer #9 · answered by merlyntn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-02-02 09:42:16 · answer #10 · answered by edge 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋