Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting.
One looked at the other and said,
"I've got to take a cr*p."
The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and cr*p."
The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my bum."
The other blonde replied,
"You have a dollar, don't you?"
The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"
He left and came back with cr*p all over his hands and clothes.
His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"
The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your bum with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
2007-02-02 01:44:09 · 18 answers · asked by jamie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha, nice to see the blonde fellas getting it for a change.
2007-02-02 01:47:05 · answer #1 · answered by kit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good!
I'm from MN, and instead of guy blond jokes, we tell Sven and Ole jokes. They're two scandinavian guys who aren't very bright.
2007-02-02 10:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by musicgirl31♫ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! It's grossly funny!
Thanks for sharing xx
2007-02-02 09:50:41 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10
2007-02-02 11:57:12 · answer #4 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep thats good.
2007-02-02 13:24:09 · answer #5 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-02 10:39:24 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! 10/10 well done!!
2007-02-04 12:54:38 · answer #7 · answered by Namina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-02 11:25:46 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-02 10:20:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
men don't have to be blonde to pull a bonehead..........but we love them anyway
2007-02-02 09:54:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋