Three Surgeons:
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an
accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the
Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ***. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York
2007-02-02 01:39:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HILLARY----he's making a joke about the accident.....I'm calling Cousin Bill..........
2007-02-02 06:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2007-02-02 02:57:03 · answer #2 · answered by Arcana I 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely hilarious (no pun intended). That's the best one I've seen in a while.
2016-05-24 04:55:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-02 02:40:48 · answer #4 · answered by Mum3grls 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know her!
2007-02-02 01:57:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL cool!
:D
2007-02-02 01:57:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Good one.
2007-02-02 03:02:52 · answer #7 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋