Entertainment & Music - 27 January 2007

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, 'Bring me my red shirt!'

The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain, calm as ever bellowed, 'Bring me my red shirt!'

And once again the battle was on. However, the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, 'Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?'

The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, 'If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid.'
The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way.
The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command.
The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my brown pants!'

2007-01-27 06:42:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I like a high return, with small risk

2007-01-27 06:41:53 · 3 answers · asked by aceventuradude 1 in Polls & Surveys

I had crab quiche, banana bread and a fruit and yogurt parfait. Yum

2007-01-27 06:41:22 · 48 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

what happens in the end of the movie? and what real life murderer was this movie based on?

2007-01-27 06:41:17 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

After i saw Half Nelson I realized that Drey's real name was Shareeka Epps and I wondered if she was related to Omar Epps from House

2007-01-27 06:41:05 · 5 answers · asked by pinkfreak1600 2 in Celebrities

if you could have a one night stand with any celeb who would it be?marques houston,omarion,chris brown,ne-yo,,johnny deep,orlando bloom,trey songz...

2007-01-27 06:41:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-27 06:40:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love the show

Why? cause its down to earth realistic... the storylines keep me interested we also learn alot about the characters as each story goes through.

The show itself is teriffic I never thought Id like it this much

My fave characters

at the top is Gibbs

and at the bottom is Ziva

but I guess she'll grow on me lol I love abbys goth thing and Gibbs never make him angry and the "never mess with a marines coffee if you wish to live"

hehe

2007-01-27 06:40:40 · 1 answers · asked by cavatina_2005 2 in Television

have names like uniqua,tasha,tyrone,and pablo.
i not trying to say there is a white or black name but these names to me seem like, well you know?

2007-01-27 06:40:34 · 2 answers · asked by I love dooneys 6 in Television

Do you think he'll trust me

2007-01-27 06:40:13 · 10 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

whilst tripping?
(I don't do drugs now...but that's some crazy shiot)

2007-01-27 06:39:55 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tell me what you thought of it.....

2007-01-27 06:39:37 · 14 answers · asked by Dreamer 3 in Movies

I'm looking for violin music that is at least somewhat heavy/deep/dark/haunting. "Gothic" seems to be most descriptive. It can be part of a song, or pure violin music. Thanks.

2007-01-27 06:39:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-27 06:39:13 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you could be anyone in the world, dead or alive, famous or not famous, who would you choose and why? I would choose Marily Monroe.

2007-01-27 06:39:03 · 9 answers · asked by collegeboundblonde1287 2 in Celebrities

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the restroom. A few minutes later, a loud, bloodcurdling scream is heard. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes my nuts."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

2007-01-27 06:38:46 · 13 answers · asked by diana h 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-27 06:38:12 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I did not see the end of this show last night. What happened to both of the couples and how did they spend the money.
What was the outcome of how money was spend on both sides

2007-01-27 06:38:05 · 4 answers · asked by Karen L 2 in Television

I was standing outside smoking a cigarette, watching the cars and people go by, and had the sudden thought, "If I started peeing my pants right here, how many people would notice, and what would they do?"

I dunno.....maybe I just need to have my meds adjusted? lol

2007-01-27 06:36:09 · 5 answers · asked by spun up's evil inner child 2 in Polls & Surveys

whats better a epiphone les paul studio gothic or squier obey tele ?? my budget is £200 if u kno another guitar plz tell me

2007-01-27 06:35:31 · 6 answers · asked by William m 1 in Music

2007-01-27 06:34:26 · 17 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-27 06:34:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

It's the one that has kids singing in it and a dancey beat.
Thank you.

2007-01-27 06:33:50 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-27 06:33:19 · 5 answers · asked by mobygrape53 1 in Music

i do when i'm on the computer, only realise when the stomach begins to growl

2007-01-27 06:33:17 · 48 answers · asked by pixoncoke 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-27 06:33:16 · 20 answers · asked by Kat S 1 in Horoscopes

2007-01-27 06:33:00 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-27 06:32:58 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm not sure of the words, but I'm sure part of it says "from this day on now and forever."

2007-01-27 06:32:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-27 06:32:53 · 24 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys