Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, 'Bring me my red shirt!'
The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.
Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain, calm as ever bellowed, 'Bring me my red shirt!'
And once again the battle was on. However, the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred.
Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, 'Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?'
The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, 'If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid.'
The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way.
The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command.
The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my brown pants!'
2007-01-27 06:42:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great on form again!!
2007-01-27 07:27:01 · answer #1 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny joke...i like the ending..well i guess the captain might just have to **** in his pants....if he's fighting against 10 other pirate ships...i really like this joke
2007-01-27 14:52:06 · answer #2 · answered by maverick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is one I can definitely share with the kids!
2007-01-27 14:46:36 · answer #3 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will tell the pope that one, might get a smile.
2007-01-27 15:11:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring on my blue pants then!
2007-01-27 14:51:57 · answer #5 · answered by Sugarbabiie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE AGAIN ALWAYS LAUGHING NOT GOOD WHEN THE BROWN STUFF STARTS OOZING OUT 10/10
2007-01-27 16:03:34 · answer #6 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an old one, but still OK - but what's the question?
2007-01-27 14:52:14 · answer #7 · answered by artleyb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was he colourblind hahahaha
2007-01-27 15:06:56 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, this is not as funny as the previous one ....... for your sake, lol.
2007-01-27 14:59:05 · answer #9 · answered by ~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
2007-01-27 14:56:35 · answer #10 · answered by ecogeek4ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋