A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the restroom. A few minutes later, a loud, bloodcurdling scream is heard. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes my nuts."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
2007-01-27 06:38:46 · 13 answers · asked by diana h 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-01-27 06:44:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like ! 8/10.
2007-01-27 20:32:33 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anyone who didn't find that joke funny needs a punch in the throat with a pickaxe!!
2007-01-27 06:48:09 · answer #3 · answered by snootymcpooty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!Ha!Ha!
2007-01-27 06:57:45 · answer #4 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bet his nuts went through the wringer !
2007-01-27 07:11:32 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is top-notch! Thanks
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-27 12:06:44 · answer #6 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE DIANA H HOPE HE GAVE THEM A GOOD SQUEEZE 10/10
2007-01-27 07:59:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughed so much i had to pee
but i looked down before i flushed
2007-01-27 08:14:58 · answer #8 · answered by paul h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww, that must be gross! Lol, 9/10
2007-01-27 06:55:17 · answer #9 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate it when that happens (especially the third time)!
2007-01-27 06:44:59 · answer #10 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋