Entertainment & Music - 18 January 2007

A girl fell asleep during church. Then the teacher asked her "Who created the heavens and the earth?" The kid behind her stabbed her with a pen and she said "God Almighty!" And she was right so she went back to sleep. Later the teacher asked her "Who died on the cross to save us from our sins?" The kid stabbed her with the pen and she said "Jesus Christ!" And she was right so she fell asleep again. Then the teacher asked her "What do you think Eve said to Adam after she had her 32 child?" The kid behind her stabbed her with the pen again and she stood up and shouted "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'm going to snap it in half!"

2007-01-18 07:35:17 · 25 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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is anything...?

wrong with you? not being mean im just simply wondering.

2007-01-18 07:34:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Stop it ! Stop it NOW ! All this Big Brother, Jade gUGLY stuff, whens it going to end?

It's worse than the chicken/egg question ! Stop posting questions that have been asked a THOUSAND times already ! Be original, be different, be yourself, but for god's sake, stop asking a question thats already been asked, just use the search engine first. Oh, who agrees ?

2007-01-18 07:34:44 · 9 answers · asked by dontdoweekends 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Is AlottaF/MoxieCrimefighter as ignorant as she appears, or............?

.......is the depth of her stupidity as infinite as the universe?

I'm just askin'..........

2007-01-18 07:34:30 · 3 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like to watch Superbowl commercials? Will you watch them this year?

Just wondering who looks forward to these commercials? Do you think they are overrated or the best of the year? I normally hate commercials but find myself guilty of watching these during the game. How about you?

2007-01-18 07:33:48 · 8 answers · asked by Mario L 4 in Television

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Why am I so scared...?

of black men?

2007-01-18 07:33:14 · 24 answers · asked by ¥ºu® ∑ø®§† N¡gh†må®e 1 in Polls & Surveys

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What you doing tonight? When can I pick you up?

2007-01-18 07:33:12 · 16 answers · asked by sleepy 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like to eat your sunburn peelings?

Like Goldmember?

2007-01-18 07:33:09 · 11 answers · asked by Rowdy's Mama 3 in Polls & Surveys

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How can I download free music off the web - not illegally?

2007-01-18 07:32:48 · 11 answers · asked by Siddh M 1 in Music

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Why is Simon Cowell so cruel?

I was watching the second night of American Idol, and I was soooo frustrated when Simon said that a guy looked like a creature from the jungle. I was like,OK, now you've crossed the line. American Idol is a show to showcase your talents, not your looks. Why is he soooooo mean!!!

2007-01-18 07:32:45 · 30 answers · asked by FAB..FOB!!!! Infinity On High 1 in Celebrities

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help me sANCTUARY SANCTUARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

2007-01-18 07:32:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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funny three?

> >> >
> >> "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
> >> things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy
> >>
> >> > "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
> >> > --Steve Martin
> >>
> >> "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
> >> you'd better have a good hand."
> >> > --Woody Allen
> >>
> >> "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
> >> night."
> >> > --Rodney Dangerfield
> >>
> >> "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
> >> unimportant."
> >> > --George Burns
> >>
> >> "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
> >> relationships."
> >> > --Sharon Stone
> >>
> >> "My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading."
> >> > --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
> >>
> >> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****"
> >> > --Jack Nicholson
> >>
> >> "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but
> >> he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
> >> > --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara
> >> > had a sense of humor)
> >>
> >>
> >> "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
> >> > --Billy Crystal
> >>
> >> "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
> >> undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
> >> women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are
> >> just grateful."
> >> > --Robert De Niro
> >>
> >> "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
> >> having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
> >> swelling. So what's the problem?"
> >> > --Dustin Hoffman
> >>
> >>
> >> "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know
> >> what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
> >> > --Jerry Seinfeld
> >>
> >>
> >> "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like
> >> and just give her a house."
> >> > --Rod Stewart
> >>
> >> > "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
> >> > enough blood to run one at a time."
> >> > --Robin Williams

2007-01-18 07:31:31 · 12 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Is chivalry really dead?

I've come across a few gentlemen that have made me believe that chivalry is still alive in some, and it's the greatest feeling to have :)

What do you guys think?

*Hugz*

2007-01-18 07:30:59 · 13 answers · asked by ☆Karma☆ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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The Man in the Cillitt Bang Advert?

He really gets on my nerves, he is aways shouting, what advert annoys you and why...................I am just interested to see if anybody else hates an advert just as much as I hate this one. Thank You.

2007-01-18 07:30:57 · 20 answers · asked by angelswings 3 in Television

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Why doesn't anybody televise the Special Olympics?

The television rights could fund the whole program.

2007-01-18 07:30:47 · 7 answers · asked by MЯ BAIT™ 6 in Television

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American Idol: Mean or Truthful?

Last night a lot of CRAZIES got through to the judges (the people who screen the 10,000 talents who come through get a bonus if they pass through the next William Hung) and the Judges were brutal! What is your opinion?

2007-01-18 07:30:47 · 16 answers · asked by Summer Sunset McGee 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Is Simon Cowell being harsh on American Idol contestents?

2007-01-18 07:30:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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How come godd slow songs are always so sad??????

If there is a really nice song that is slow and is perfect to dance to and could be the "song" you and your special someone first dance to but it is really sad it kills the mood and you dont want to dance to that song anymore !!1

2007-01-18 07:29:57 · 5 answers · asked by 315babii 1 in Music

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Hey guys don't you think this BB thing is a media stunt to gain publicity?

At the beginning of the programme i think it was less than three million viewers,but after the Shilpa Shetty stuff the figure soar to almost six million.

2007-01-18 07:29:56 · 8 answers · asked by wise5557 5 in Television

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where can i find the movie to wong foo?

i have been trying to find this movie too wong foo starrring wesley snipes,patrick swayze

2007-01-18 07:29:47 · 5 answers · asked by hernandez4063@sbcglobal.net 1 in Movies