A girl fell asleep during church. Then the teacher asked her "Who created the heavens and the earth?" The kid behind her stabbed her with a pen and she said "God Almighty!" And she was right so she went back to sleep. Later the teacher asked her "Who died on the cross to save us from our sins?" The kid stabbed her with the pen and she said "Jesus Christ!" And she was right so she fell asleep again. Then the teacher asked her "What do you think Eve said to Adam after she had her 32 child?" The kid behind her stabbed her with the pen again and she stood up and shouted "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'm going to snap it in half!"
2007-01-18 07:35:17 · 25 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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really,really good one!! at first i didn't get it but after 1 second i got it!!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!! we're did you get that from??? if you made it up,i'll give that a 10!!!! and 10 is the best!!!!
2007-01-18 07:48:50 · answer #1 · answered by halima b 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Pity Eve didn't say that the first time then we probably wouldn't be in the mess we are in today. But then again there wouldn't be any we would there?
2016-03-29 03:27:50 · answer #2 · answered by Sylvia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehe!!! Thats hilarious!! A sure cracker!!!
2007-01-18 07:41:50 · answer #3 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont know about the other people, but that is the best joke I've heard all day.Thanks for the laugh.Oh and the two points.
2007-01-18 08:40:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I swear to GOD that's funny
2007-01-18 07:40:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats the best of the day.
2007-01-18 07:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That really happen of you jest make it anywhere I don't care the point is that i like it, "FUNNY"
2007-01-18 07:43:02 · answer #7 · answered by A37 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!!!! You get a gold star!
2007-01-18 07:40:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I literally laughed out loud. Thank you!
2007-01-18 07:46:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good and funny joke.
2007-01-18 07:41:01 · answer #10 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋