> >> >
> >> "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
> >> things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy
> >>
> >> > "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
> >> > --Steve Martin
> >>
> >> "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
> >> you'd better have a good hand."
> >> > --Woody Allen
> >>
> >> "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
> >> night."
> >> > --Rodney Dangerfield
> >>
> >> "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
> >> unimportant."
> >> > --George Burns
> >>
> >> "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
> >> relationships."
> >> > --Sharon Stone
> >>
> >> "My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading."
> >> > --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
> >>
> >> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****"
> >> > --Jack Nicholson
> >>
> >> "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but
> >> he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
> >> > --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara
> >> > had a sense of humor)
> >>
> >>
> >> "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
> >> > --Billy Crystal
> >>
> >> "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
> >> undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
> >> women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are
> >> just grateful."
> >> > --Robert De Niro
> >>
> >> "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
> >> having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
> >> swelling. So what's the problem?"
> >> > --Dustin Hoffman
> >>
> >>
> >> "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know
> >> what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
> >> > --Jerry Seinfeld
> >>
> >>
> >> "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like
> >> and just give her a house."
> >> > --Rod Stewart
> >>
> >> > "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
> >> > enough blood to run one at a time."
> >> > --Robin Williams
2007-01-18 07:31:31 · 12 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Allycat.. i posted two funnies yesterday dont worry lol
2007-01-18 07:45:24 · update #1
whoo OMG Gop rodney!, saved this one in my favorites
2007-01-18 07:36:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-24 04:16:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was worth reading diddly a lot of truth in some of them to 10/10
2007-01-18 09:29:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are all very funny but my favourite was Rod Stewarts.
2007-01-18 09:22:24 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very interesting!
2007-01-18 07:36:52 · answer #5 · answered by Mehmet Azk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Anal sex is very much like christmas, it is far better to give than to receive "
Elton John (maybe)
2007-01-18 07:47:02 · answer #6 · answered by abraxas5597 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The philosophy is great
2007-01-18 07:37:13 · answer #7 · answered by akband 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny stuff, but those things were not said by those celebrities
2007-01-18 07:37:24 · answer #8 · answered by thuglife 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all very funny and mortly true ha ha
2007-01-18 07:38:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you mean funny three?
2007-01-18 07:39:38 · answer #10 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋