Entertainment & Music - 18 January 2007

2007-01-18 23:44:45 · 5 answers · asked by B i n g o 4 in Television

2007-01-18 23:44:43 · 8 answers · asked by Harmanjot S 1 in Jokes & Riddles

PLEASE help meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-18 23:44:08 · 7 answers · asked by Matthew Murphy 1 in Celebrities

I have just found this fantastic clip via myspace of this guy playing the simpsons theme fingerstyle on acoustic guitar. He uses hammer-ons pull-offs and tapping techniques. Stunning.

I want the tablature for this!!!!!!!!!

please please help me find it.

2007-01-18 23:43:25 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

3 Italian Nuns

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.

He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.

"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

He reads the paper and starts laughing.

He hands it back to her and says "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

2007-01-18 23:42:58 · 22 answers · asked by angel 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Its a demo on a technics electric piano, I tried google, mike kent in america, even tried to contact technics themselves, anyone heard of it before...

2007-01-18 23:42:56 · 3 answers · asked by Sazzell 1 in Music

...or you just walk about life not knowing what's your next line!!!

2007-01-18 23:42:53 · 16 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

triller/suspense horror crime/gangster comedy

2007-01-18 23:42:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

indicators and reflectors?

2007-01-18 23:41:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-18 23:40:21 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you actually work or do you fool around?

I fool around most of the time but when the boss is there then I really work!

2007-01-18 23:38:49 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Who else thinks that the controversy over Shulpa has got out of hand? In my opinion it's all been a publicity stunt to boost the viewing fugures. They didn't make this much fuss when Jodie Marsh was being bullied.

2007-01-18 23:38:44 · 11 answers · asked by sickofthis 4 in Television

Does anybody know what this song is? This funny clip is from "The Kids in the Hall" show. I don't know if that has any relevance, but i love this skit and want the song. Anybody??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRXK8u2qrxo

2007-01-18 23:37:51 · 1 answers · asked by Basquephantom 3 in Music

2007-01-18 23:37:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Boybands were boybands, not pretending to be punk rock bands with hardcore music and tattoos? And that pop stars where cheesy, but unapologetically cheesy and not trying to be something else it's not like some tough rapper or hardcore rocker?

2007-01-18 23:36:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-18 23:36:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you have seen this movie and you know where i can get a copy of it, please reply! i,ve tried to find it in video stores, also online, i,ve been looking for the last 5 years! getting desperate! please help!

2007-01-18 23:36:39 · 5 answers · asked by supernova2b1 1 in Movies

as in the band also recording under the name GesCom

2007-01-18 23:35:46 · 4 answers · asked by Psichore 1 in Music

2007-01-18 23:35:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Being a Bobby Dylan obsessive I was wondering if anyone had seen or heard the new mitsubishi advert which has the dylan song hard rain gonna fall... it sounds very much like the Bryan Ferry version but i am 99% sure it isnt..... any help.

2007-01-18 23:35:11 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

me and my friend, emz is really bored because we are in class trying to do work. so can you please make us laugh and gave us a joke
thanks

2007-01-18 23:32:40 · 12 answers · asked by X-x-Katie-x-X 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-18 23:32:18 · 10 answers · asked by obi 1 in Movies

I'm at work and I am really bored.No work for me today

2007-01-18 23:31:34 · 19 answers · asked by bilezlatko 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-18 23:31:31 · 14 answers · asked by solokingcat 2 in Other - Entertainment

A young man and woman meet and after a whirlwind courtship decide to get married. They decide that as virgins, they're going to wait until their wedding night to make love.

After the wedding, the honeymoon is at hand. In the hotel room that night the bride starts to cry. "I've got a confession...I'm not very well endowed, I'm flat as a board, but I padded all this time because I didn't want to lose you!" He comforts her and says, "I have a confession too... I'm built like a baby 'down there'." and points to his groin.

Well, they both again convey their love for each other and she takes her top off, and sure enough, her breasts are very tiny. He leans closer, kisses her and slowly undoes his pants and his shorts, and as she looks down, she faints.

After a scary moment for the groom, she comes to and he says, "Honey, are you okay?! What happened?!" She said, "I thought you said you were built like a baby down there!" I am", he said. 8 pounds, 23 inches!

2007-01-18 23:31:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-18 23:30:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An inspector was making an annual inspection of the local asylum.He came across a man going 'Choo..choo..choo'."What are you doing?" he asked...I'm a train. "Right"..he writes it down.
"What is your name andwhat are you doing here?" he asks another man
'Billy,Sir,I don't know Sir there has been a mistake, I should'nt really be here,I'm totally sane,unlike the Orient Express over there and Napoleon next to him.'
"Terrible "says the inspector I'll put in a report about you when I leave ,should have you out of here in no time".
'Really,thank you so much,that would be much appreciated Sir.'
He carries on with his inspection and asks the guard " Why is that man hanging upside down from the ceiling?" 'Ignore him Sir,he thinks he's a light bulb. " You can't leave him like that!! Take him down at once!" 'What and let the others work in the dark?"
The inspection is now over and he has passed through the gate,a brick hits him on the head..' Its Billy Sir.you won't forget will you!'

2007-01-18 23:28:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

please u all welcome
waiting for ur jokes
all are invited

2007-01-18 23:28:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-18 23:27:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Woe to me. Once a lofty Level 4 (almost 5). Living off the fat o' the land. Now, alas, just a Level 1.

Wait! Am I a mouse or a man? Am I a Lenny or a George?

Just have to shake it off and get back in the game.

2007-01-18 23:26:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys