3 Italian Nuns
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.
He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
He reads the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to her and says "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
2007-01-18 23:42:58 · 22 answers · asked by angel 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's hillarious we all know nun's have sexual tension pent up inside of them.
2007-01-18 23:56:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man on vacation in Spain goes into a restaurant and immediately encounters a delicious aroma. He figures out it's coming from a dish being served to a man near him and so he calls the waiter and asks, "What is that man over there eating? It smells great!" The waiter says, "Those are the bull testicles from the bullfight this morning, Senor." The man is a little taken aback at this, but orders them nevertheless, and sure enough, they're delicious. He comes back the next day and orders the same thing. He finds it as good as before, but is a little disappointed by the skimpy size of the dish. So he calls the waiter over again and complains, "it was still good, but you didn't give me very much!" The waiter replies, "Si, Senor, sometimes the bull wins."
2016-05-24 06:28:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS, good one, i would love to be St. Peter at that time i give u a 25/10...i would give u 3 thumbs up but i dont have enough, sorry
2007-01-19 01:23:00 · answer #3 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
three teens in a catholic school going for confession. the priest saw them all together, asked the first one, "do you have anything to say?"
"yes,father", replied the girl, " i sinned"
And how was that ? asked the priest
I came to touch the organ of my brothers` friend with my fingers
Its okay, said the father, put your hand in this holy water and you are in peace.
At this moment the other two girls started pushing and murmuring.
What is going on asked the father?
the third girl said pointing to the second: sorry father, but if i am supposed to wash my mouth with this water, it has to be before she puts her *** in it
2007-01-19 00:03:47 · answer #4 · answered by Tarek D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, I sent it to an Italian friend and he thought it was fantastic. I rate this 5 star and please if you have any others like it bring them on. Thanks for a really good laugh, one might say second to nun!
2007-01-19 01:35:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
realllllllllllll funnyyyyyyyy! 20/10 laughed my but off.
2007-01-19 01:22:07 · answer #6 · answered by Hamed 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is an old one, but still pretty funny. I heard this one like a year ago.
2007-01-18 23:46:47 · answer #7 · answered by sonic_pros 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
new one to me and a good one 10 /10
2007-01-19 00:42:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, but isn't is sexist and religionist and probably some other 'ist' in this day and age?
2007-01-18 23:48:18 · answer #9 · answered by Emma L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Verry very funny I nearly pee'd myself.
2007-01-18 23:46:53 · answer #10 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋