An inspector was making an annual inspection of the local asylum.He came across a man going 'Choo..choo..choo'."What are you doing?" he asked...I'm a train. "Right"..he writes it down.
"What is your name andwhat are you doing here?" he asks another man
'Billy,Sir,I don't know Sir there has been a mistake, I should'nt really be here,I'm totally sane,unlike the Orient Express over there and Napoleon next to him.'
"Terrible "says the inspector I'll put in a report about you when I leave ,should have you out of here in no time".
'Really,thank you so much,that would be much appreciated Sir.'
He carries on with his inspection and asks the guard " Why is that man hanging upside down from the ceiling?" 'Ignore him Sir,he thinks he's a light bulb. " You can't leave him like that!! Take him down at once!" 'What and let the others work in the dark?"
The inspection is now over and he has passed through the gate,a brick hits him on the head..' Its Billy Sir.you won't forget will you!'
2007-01-18 23:28:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm sorry what is this star system and list people are talking about?I just do'nt get it
2007-01-18 23:52:48 · update #1
a bit weak
2007-01-18 23:36:00 · answer #1 · answered by John B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 11:20:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was ok worth 8/10 and a star
2007-01-19 08:45:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BTD......0/10
2007-01-19 07:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry I did not find it funny
2007-01-19 07:55:47 · answer #5 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please include me in your list Sir . . .
and of course , , Eifionrefail (but that's your choice)
2007-01-19 07:48:11 · answer #6 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
i smiled LOL
2007-01-19 07:33:45 · answer #7 · answered by First L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that was good....
2007-01-19 08:20:48 · answer #8 · answered by Shannon Leigh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it, will someone please explain!
2007-01-19 07:53:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋