2007-01-18 23:37:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Turn it over onto its shell, then laugh...it won't be able to turn over and you will rendered it powerless.
You will have saved many lives and will be thanked by the whole human race....Yay!!!!!
Do it, do it now!!!
2007-01-18 23:54:21 · answer #1 · answered by Liggy Lee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pair it off with another deadly tortoise and sell tickets at £10 a time.
2007-01-18 23:41:20 · answer #2 · answered by James M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make tortoise soup
2007-01-18 23:48:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give it a safe home at a Zoo or Animal shelter. Anyone who say's kill it, unless it possess an imminent threat to your life, is barbaric!
2007-01-18 23:43:27 · answer #4 · answered by Fluffyflower_uk 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dont touch it for a start
and stay as far away as possible from it
2007-01-18 23:43:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Soup.
2007-01-18 23:42:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
try to walk or even drive behind it. it is deadly; may not like to be overtaken.
2007-01-18 23:44:42 · answer #7 · answered by lilac4u 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put it in a padded cell
2007-01-18 23:41:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Set it on the door to door salesman.
2007-01-18 23:41:18 · answer #9 · answered by tigerfly 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chop its legs off and nail gun it too the wall
2007-01-18 23:49:55 · answer #10 · answered by Jesus Built My Hotrod 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋