Entertainment & Music - 16 January 2007

Blonde in car get's stopped by equally Blonde female motorbike cop, cop says maam your driving back there was atrocious I need to see your drivers licence, blonde in car looks flustered and searches through her handbag(purse) looks up and apologetically states ermmmmm..... what does it look like exactly......Blonde cop sighs and says calmly maam it's sort of small slim square and has your picture on it...the blonde driver smiles nervously and delves back into her bag....she spots a small square cosmetic mirror pulls it out and looks at it and sees her reflection...triumphantly she hands it to the cop who looks at it and Says!!! damn if I knew you were a police officer we could have saved all this trouble...lol!!

2007-01-16 04:13:48 · 11 answers · asked by William C 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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If you...........?

passed gas on an elevator with other people on it would you own up to it?

2007-01-16 04:13:15 · 19 answers · asked by icu 6 in Polls & Surveys

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why was Paul o Grady not on tv today,is he ill?

he was there earlier, but before the show aired at 5pm an announcer said he was unable to do todays show

2007-01-16 04:13:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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A question for any Star Wars person, about terminology?

Okay... I have a jokester at work who has gotten me over an over again. He I guess is a big Star WArs fan, and likes to call anyone that he just got in a joke a "young padawan". He also uses that when me or anyone else tries unsuccessfully to get him back. Is there a term I can call him that would work in this situation?

2007-01-16 04:12:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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what would u do if u see straight couple kissing in public?

I would put my video camera to work
If they are lesbians, I will show em my bedroom and join em.
If they are gay, I will kick em and call president Bush.

2007-01-16 04:11:16 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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does any 1 know how they are bringing jack bauer back in day six of 24 didnt think they could after day 5 wow

2007-01-16 04:10:26 · 7 answers · asked by mentlecase1 1 in Celebrities

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Who has at least one Guns n' Roses cd?

If so whitch ones?

2007-01-16 04:10:13 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Did you know Michael Jackson will have a release party with Jesus juice at Wal Mart next week?

Bring your kid!

2007-01-16 04:10:09 · 13 answers · asked by Lott D 1 in Polls & Surveys

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What's the best way to practice for rap battles?

2007-01-16 04:10:05 · 4 answers · asked by cgibbinsuk 2 in Music

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Hey! Would you stop looking at my . . . . ?

Point score - I told you I had to start all over because someone stole my identity. I'm doing pretty good though dontcha think?

2007-01-16 04:09:43 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I just opened my microwave and guess what I found?

Sweet Peas that I made 2 days ago! I completly forgot about them!

2007-01-16 04:09:15 · 58 answers · asked by Cori 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What went wrong?

This person came to see Dragon and wanted to play Dungeons and Dragons, so Dragon took him to a Dungeon and chased him around. He kept yelling "You can't eet me!!! I'm a Wizard!!" and "This isn't what I meant!!" Dragon is confused. Isn't that what he asked fer, Dungeons and Dragons? He got both!

Thanks fer answering this SURVEY. ♥

2007-01-16 04:09:12 · 14 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

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