Blonde in car get's stopped by equally Blonde female motorbike cop, cop says maam your driving back there was atrocious I need to see your drivers licence, blonde in car looks flustered and searches through her handbag(purse) looks up and apologetically states ermmmmm..... what does it look like exactly......Blonde cop sighs and says calmly maam it's sort of small slim square and has your picture on it...the blonde driver smiles nervously and delves back into her bag....she spots a small square cosmetic mirror pulls it out and looks at it and sees her reflection...triumphantly she hands it to the cop who looks at it and Says!!! damn if I knew you were a police officer we could have saved all this trouble...lol!!
2007-01-16 04:13:48 · 11 answers · asked by William C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is brilliant. And im blonde.......
2007-01-16 04:17:55 · answer #1 · answered by kit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blonde goes to the doctor. Doctor asks what can i help you with today. She says i need you to prescribe me some ointment to go on this burn on my ear. The doctor says, "okay how did you get the burn on your ear in the first place". She says "well i had my cordless phone sitting on my ironing board. While i was ironing my clothes, I stopped to watched television for a little while then my phone ring. Instead of picking up the phone i picked up my iron and burned my ear". The doctor says "Im sorry to hear that but may i ask what happened with the burn on your other ear". The blonde said "The SOB had the nerve to call back"!
2007-01-16 12:29:31 · answer #2 · answered by meka g 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brill lmao 10/10
2007-01-16 17:50:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one will, heard a slightly different version but 10/10
2007-01-16 12:25:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very witty. Got any redhead jokes?
2007-01-16 12:23:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this will never be the last blonde joke. there will never be an end to them.
2007-01-16 12:22:43 · answer #6 · answered by pswmommy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice one, don't ya all just love dose blonde jokes.
2007-01-16 19:50:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa
2007-01-16 12:20:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2007-01-18 12:20:24 · answer #9 · answered by F34 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i hope this is NOT the last one
2007-01-16 12:28:01 · answer #10 · answered by tom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋