Entertainment & Music - 16 January 2007

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

These are the only that would fit, but add your own!!!

2007-01-16 04:33:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Helpful arguments:

*pro Bush argument: at least he's a human being
*anti Bush argument: at least the toad is innocent of bullshit policies

2007-01-16 04:32:58 · 28 answers · asked by Lott D 1 in Polls & Surveys

does anybody remember a song in the UK charts in the 70's (76/77 i think) that was a mickey take of all the murder mystery detectives, i.e columbo, macmillan, frank cannon etc. the guy did all the impressions himself. would have been in the charts round about the time of the wurzels.... sad i know, but would just like to know its title.

2007-01-16 04:32:23 · 5 answers · asked by RichyB 2 in Music

It starts off very soft and kind of depressing. It starts: "Seems like just yesterday.." I don't remember the rest but it sounds like Christina Aguilara but I'm not sure. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

2007-01-16 04:32:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I came to sparks in 1947. I call that the year of my real birth. I came from Oregon. I love Sparks because there is no rain-no yucky green stuff, the people, my alumni-Sparks High and my family. If there is one thing I don't like, it is lack of planning for growth and traffic. Unlike Reno, Sparks should remain a small town. LaMerne Kozlowski

2007-01-16 04:31:39 · 3 answers · asked by ppan5@sbcglobal.net 1 in Polls & Surveys

and ask to use your bathroom, would you let me?

2007-01-16 04:31:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-wDEEEfojfqtNzDSVMGLuodGn3z1EidUNUfrhl2xgT0o-?cq=1

What do you think?

2007-01-16 04:31:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok before you jump the gun and tell me they are not fish-- I would eat a dolphin, in fact for every dolphin they save I'm gonna eat three

2007-01-16 04:31:02 · 16 answers · asked by Cyrill sneer 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 04:30:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-16 04:30:11 · 10 answers · asked by puresatin 5 in Polls & Surveys

What color was I wearing?

2007-01-16 04:30:05 · 10 answers · asked by Bobby Brown 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 04:30:03 · 8 answers · asked by kiki_lee_87 1 in Television

I think I would.

2007-01-16 04:29:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 04:29:53 · 5 answers · asked by gummi bear devourer 1 in Polls & Surveys

Is your Top Chef favorite and why or who do you really not like mine. I happen to like Marcel cause he's true to who he is and he might be a jerk but he sticks up from him self and he's kind of cutie I also like the .


Chef/Judge Tom he bald and cutie to and the way he looks at their dishes sometimes makes me laugh if you ever watched his face when he's in the kitchen with them or watching them cook.

I also happen to like Betty (people can agree or disagree what ever)

Why because she seems like a good Chef to me for some one little or no culinary training (which I think is a lie but hey) and she stood up to people to even though I didn’t agree on some of her dishes I still like her

2007-01-16 04:29:36 · 2 answers · asked by summer d 3 in Television

Kevin Smith said that a big action star is actually guy but is hiding it because it would hurt his credibility at being a big action star. From his "hints" it is either The Rock or Vin Deisel. Which do you think it is? I never see pics of either one with women. Kind of like Kevin Spacey who takes family members as his date to award shows.

2007-01-16 04:29:21 · 10 answers · asked by commloan 5 in Celebrities

My little boy loves Spencer from the Cbeebies programme Balamory. I had heard that he was in Fife 2 years ago switching on the Xmas lights and would like to know if he will be back at more events in Fife

2007-01-16 04:29:16 · 3 answers · asked by George M 1 in Celebrities

who sings dis song it's a old some it sound i like Dj Marquess but i'm not sure

2007-01-16 04:28:57 · 4 answers · asked by Mz. Kitkat 2 in Music

2007-01-16 04:28:08 · 3 answers · asked by kiki_lee_87 1 in Television

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2007-01-16 04:27:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 04:26:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

setting up a stand and writing your names in rice, i can also sell bootleg CD's about movies that haven't come out yet, then i can prostitute myself at night, what do you think, i have 13 children?

2007-01-16 04:26:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 04:26:15 · 23 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do u think he will or should?
I think he should.

2007-01-16 04:26:03 · 11 answers · asked by clax1600 2 in Celebrities

I have a problem with getting the justice system to go after the one that beat my granddaughter last June, when she was just 16 months old! would you go this site http://emeriestory.tripod.com/ and please read and sign the petition in order to help my granddaughter and I in our fight? Also would you please tell all of your friends to please help also! I need to try and get 1500 to 2000 or more signatures if possible. What happened to my grandbaby should not happen to any child!

2007-01-16 04:25:44 · 17 answers · asked by Papa WILL 6 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is "Maryjane"

2007-01-16 04:25:19 · 18 answers · asked by ♥♥Ŧξд†ћεЯ♥♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

im 18 years old im a feamle im in school im punk and i would lke a good punk sn i love guitars my lucky numbers are 7 13 and 666 it be greatly appreciated and i need a good punk screen name

2007-01-16 04:25:19 · 4 answers · asked by Blondie 1 in Music

2007-01-16 04:24:49 · 2 answers · asked by old goat 1 in Music

2007-01-16 04:24:43 · 4 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Entertainment

2007-01-16 04:24:09 · 29 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys