Ways to annoy people...?

Question

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

These are the only that would fit, but add your own!!!

Answer 1

ANNOY THE PIZZA GUY

* when you call to order tell them to make sure the pizza is dead this time.
* if you're calling pizza hut ask for a deal available in dominoes

ANNOY PEOPLE ON THE BEACH
*If you see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"

Answer 2

Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons

In a public bathroom clap loudly and cheer when someone breaks the silence with a bodily function

Answer 3

During normal conversation with someone, randomly twitch body parts.

Answer 4

11. stare at someone and dont stop till they look like they might kill you or call the police.

Answer 5

i already annoy people
lol

Answer 6

Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Sue, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")

Answer 7

LOL....... thanks for the tips..........