Entertainment & Music - 22 December 2006

Being a DJ, i listen to music all day, remix it, and research it. So where do you listen to music? And how long for? Do you play the same tracks?

2006-12-22 22:48:24 · 15 answers · asked by Limeyb 2 in Music

A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he
settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He
realized she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the
seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,
"business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business. I'm going to the
annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States".

He swallowed hard as here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for
nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, " one popular myth is that African American
men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when
actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the
best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish," Suddenly the
woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I
really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your
name."

Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos , but my friends call me Paddy."

2006-12-22 22:47:43 · 12 answers · asked by biggsy 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Recently, a stray dog near my house gave birth to puppies..... We've been feeding this dog ever since, Coz, she looked really weak(you know- just gave birth). So, naturally I kinda feel a bit of affection for her. I thought it would be nice if we gave her a name. I wanted to name her something nice, cute and DIFFERENT.
She's black and has a few patches of white. Don't ask me the breed, I have no clue.

Thanks in advance.

2006-12-22 22:47:28 · 25 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is 1) Plant 10 chinese maple trees in my garden.
2) Buy a PS3 with my own money.
3) Get married (hehehe)
4) To spend 1000 hours wathcing movies or dramas non-stop.
5) Climb Mt. Everest
6) Go for deep sea diving and
last but not the least 7) Have 7 girlfriends. hehe

2006-12-22 22:46:02 · 15 answers · asked by rdx 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-22 22:44:39 · 12 answers · asked by C Shannon 3 in Celebrities

2006-12-22 22:44:20 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Today I made myself a nice cup of coffee - Into the cup I put the coffee, milk, sugar... and washing up liquid and sat down to drink it without realising until it was too late.... YUCK!!

2006-12-22 22:43:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Not just talking to vampires here...

2006-12-22 22:42:12 · 11 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 22:42:02 · 13 answers · asked by C Shannon 3 in Celebrities

2006-12-22 22:41:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 22:41:24 · 3 answers · asked by N. Andrews 2 in Music

i think it would ?

2006-12-22 22:40:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A husband and wife go visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone. The counselor asks, "You say you've been married 20 years, so what seems to be the problem?" The wife replies, "It's my husband -- he's driving me crazy! I'm going to leave him if he continues!" "How does he drive you crazy?" "For 20 years," she says, "he's been doing these stupid things. First, whenever we go out, he's always looking at the floor and refuses to go near anyone. It's very embarrassing."

The marriage counselor is amused, "Anything else?" "He keeps picking his nose all the time! Even in public!" "Hmm, anything else?" probes the counselor further. The wife hesitates, "whenever we're making love, he NEVER lets me be on top! Once in a while, I'd like to be in control!"

"Ah," says the counselor, "I think I'll talk to your husband now." So the wife goes out of the room and the husband enters. The counselor tells him, "Your wife says that you've been driving her crazy. She might even leave you." The husband looks shocked, "WHAT? For 20 years I've been loving and considerate and I've always given her what she wants! What could be the problem?"

The counselor explains, "She says that you've got these habits that are driving her crazy. First, you're always acting strange in public--looking at the floor and never going near anyone else." The husband looks concerned, "Oh, you don't understand! It's one of the few things my father told me to do in his deathbed and I swore I'd obey everything he said." "What did he say?"

"He said that I should never step on anyone's toes!" The counselor looks amused, "Actually, that means that you should not do anything that would cause anyone else to get angry." The husband looks sheepish, "Oh. Okay." The counselor continues, "And you keep picking your nose in public." "Well, its another thing my father specifically commanded me to do! He told me to always keep my nose clean."

The counselor looks faint, "That means that you should not indulge in any criminal activity." "Oh," says the husband looking very stupid. "And finally, she says that you never allow her to be on top during your lovemaking."

"This," says the husband seriously, "is the last thing my father commanded me to do on his deathbed and it's the most important thing." "What did he say?" The husband replies, "In his dying breath, he said. Don't screw up."

2006-12-22 22:39:55 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-22 22:39:52 · 1 answers · asked by Waldo Waldo Waldo! 5 in Music

I haven't - still got to buy some last minute prezzies tomorrow !

2006-12-22 22:38:14 · 25 answers · asked by Rika 4 in Polls & Surveys

get to sleep. I have been up for 18 hrs

2006-12-22 22:36:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

on my tv guide channel i am looking at movies from 10 years ago and notice some are 1 star some are 2 star 3 star and 4 and 5 where is the checklist that determins how good they are movies like free willy and richie rich willy wonka and the cholacte factory

2006-12-22 22:35:57 · 3 answers · asked by Talking Hat 6 in Other - Entertainment

the head keeper at the zoo asks paddy ;for £500 would he service the female gorilla as the male gorilla is not interested!
paddy thinks for a minute and says"i will do it on three conditions!
1) i dont have to kiss her!
2) the wife must not find out ,and
3) can you give me two weeks to come up with the money!!!

2006-12-22 22:35:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-22 22:35:38 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i really have to know i think it will do well and stick it the paper tight?

2006-12-22 22:34:58 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There is song of Ustaad and Divas -- leja -leja re.
is there any website where i can download this song

2006-12-22 22:33:46 · 4 answers · asked by beautiful 2 in Music

who would win this fight?

2006-12-22 22:32:56 · 16 answers · asked by master_cat 2 in Movies

who would win...John Cena da reigning Champ or poser K.Fed

2006-12-22 22:30:15 · 4 answers · asked by Jack C 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-12-22 22:28:38 · 31 answers · asked by Rika 4 in Polls & Surveys

i mean if they find it they'll know i'm still alive and come search right?

2006-12-22 22:28:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

2006-12-22 22:27:57 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

singing mise

2006-12-22 22:27:28 · 12 answers · asked by Stephanie M With A Child's ♥ 5 in Celebrities

2006-12-22 22:27:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 22:26:23 · 34 answers · asked by katlady927 6 in Polls & Surveys

If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up... Your life ain't that bad!

2006-12-22 22:25:56 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles