the head keeper at the zoo asks paddy ;for £500 would he service the female gorilla as the male gorilla is not interested!
paddy thinks for a minute and says"i will do it on three conditions!
1) i dont have to kiss her!
2) the wife must not find out ,and
3) can you give me two weeks to come up with the money!!!
2006-12-22 22:35:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice that's cool mam:)
2006-12-22 23:01:15 · answer #1 · answered by Mark P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL oh geez.
Here's one in return...
A man walking in a dark alley...hears a woman call from a bush offering sex for $50. He figures what the heck, he doesn't get any from the Mrs. anyway. So he hops in the bush and goes for it. Half way through and officer comes by and hears the commotion. Shines his light on their faces and says "hey buddy, what do u think ur doing?" Quickly, the man replies, "sorry, officer, making love to my wife" the officer replies, "oh, i didn't know it's ur wife, sorry to bother you" and the man says, "i didn't either, til you shined the light on her face."
2006-12-23 08:00:36 · answer #2 · answered by Private 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A++++++++++++++++.... ++++++=5000 pluses
thums up
merry x-mas
2006-12-23 08:30:22 · answer #3 · answered by victim-snatcher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a nice joke.
2006-12-23 08:23:59 · answer #4 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahahah good 1
2006-12-24 00:57:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it made me laugh 10/10
2006-12-23 17:05:42 · answer #6 · answered by joanne g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was funny last week, and the week before
2006-12-23 16:25:58 · answer #7 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was he hard up ? haha
2006-12-24 02:33:56 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...Nice one.
2006-12-23 11:03:46 · answer #9 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Doh!!!
2006-12-23 07:07:26 · answer #10 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋