Entertainment & Music - 22 December 2006

Friend of Pedro's calls up Heaven after Pedro died, A voice says" Virgin Mary speaking" The friend thinks "Ok ! Pedro has'nt reached heaven"

After a few months, he calls up again.A voice says "Virgin Mary speaking". The friend thinks," Ok! Pedro hasn't yet reached heaven!"

After a few months,the friend calls up again. A voice says "Mary speaking" The friend decides,"So! Pedro has reached Heaven"

2006-12-22 21:13:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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summer or winter?

which season do you prefer, summer or winter.
i personally prefer summer because i don't freeze 2 death

thanx a bunxh !!

2006-12-22 21:13:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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WHO LIKES My Chemical Romance ?

I love this band so much .They are awesome
and their songs rock!

2006-12-22 21:11:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Do you find Miss Cleo's accent funny?

2006-12-22 21:11:13 · 11 answers · asked by Zach S 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Scattergories part II due to popular request...and I'm just dark now but i'll be fine...=) this is harder!!!!

THE LETTER IS B!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. something you can do or say to someone that would piss them off
2. a cartoon character you find annoying
3. a cartoon character you love or find amusing
4. if name calling were normal, a word you could invent for someone that gets on your nerves
5. an illicit activity
6. something that is controversial
7. something you do other than go to the bathroom (figure everyone will say bathroom)
8. its round, furry and can be used frequently
9. in the batman cartoons you see the sounds in words like "bang"...make other sounds with the letter B other than "bang"
10. someone that makes you gooo mmmmmmm (attracted to)

I hope you guys enjoy this...I am having a good time...and am "happy" so don't worry I'm not going to roll over and die...have fun and merry christmas...I just want to lift my spirits for the holidays....if you leave blanks for some its okie...don't delete...<3!!!

2006-12-22 21:11:08 · 6 answers · asked by kowalley 5 in Polls & Surveys

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If I sent you a get well soon card what illness would you be getting over?

2006-12-22 21:09:27 · 21 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Helping hand...?

A blond man showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his co- workers saw him they asked him what had happened. He told them it had happened at church. They didn't believe him, and wanted to know what really happened.

So he told them, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was the biggest woman I had ever seen. Her dress was stuck in her butt-crack, so being the gentleman I am, I reached over and pulled it out for her. She did not like that, so she hit me." The guys laughed and ribbed him about it all day.

The next week he showed up to work and his face was beat bad! Again the guys asked him what had happened and he told them he'd got beaten up at church. Again they didn't believe him, so he explained, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was that same big woman with her dress again stuck up her butt-crack."

At this point the other men interrupted and said, "Please tell us you didn't pull her dress out of her crack again?"

"No, the guy standing beside me did, and I knew she didn't like that, so I shoved it back in."

2006-12-22 21:06:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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how can i learn guitar fast?

2006-12-22 21:05:51 · 7 answers · asked by rashid a 1 in Music

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When will the fog of life lift so I can see where I'm going?

2006-12-22 21:04:58 · 21 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Who's compatible with a Pisces ....?

Who's compatible with pisces born in the year of the dog?

2006-12-22 21:04:51 · 10 answers · asked by Julia B 6 in Horoscopes

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If all the world's a stage, what part are you playing?

No song lyrics here.

2006-12-22 21:04:46 · 25 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

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I have some proof woman are evil.?

We all know woman take time and money... so
Woman= Time + Money
And time is money, so
Time = Money
Which means Woman = Money Squared
And Money is the root of all evil, correct?
Woman = Root of all evil squared
Which reduces to
Woman = Evil
Genius!

2006-12-22 21:04:07 · 19 answers · asked by Zach S 5 in Polls & Surveys

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The blackmailing....?

At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding
at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them
by saying, "I know the whole truth". The boy decides to go home
and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I
know the whole truth."

His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and
greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40
and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is
on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front
door.
The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman drops
the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug."

2006-12-22 21:02:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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what should i do to the person who steals my newspaper every morning?

recently i've been getting the newspaper delivered to my house, but by delivered i mean "abandoned on the footpath outside". consequently, some jerk feels it's perfectly fine to steal it before they go to work (since my weekend papers are delivered quite faithfully).

after christmas i plan to wake up early & catch them in the act. what exactly do you think i should do? (keep in mind i'm about 5"5', female & probably not capable of wrestling them to the ground in order to salvage my newspaper!)

2006-12-22 21:01:09 · 26 answers · asked by sienna of hearts 4 in Polls & Surveys

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how do i change my picture in multiply???

2006-12-22 21:00:22 · 1 answers · asked by chasse l 3 in Movies

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what is the song that Cooper sings in eurotrip?

does anyone know the name of the song that Cooper sings when he is with scotty in rome and he puts on the pope's hat which is on fire. he sings in refrence to the roof being on fire! if any one knows please anwser i really need to know! thanks xoxoxox

2006-12-22 21:00:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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I have heard rumours that there is a High Shool Musical 2 coming out is it true? When will it be released?

2006-12-22 20:56:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Is it possible harry potter would make a horcrux for himself after killing voldermort.so even if he dies he?

will be alive?

2006-12-22 20:55:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Does anyone have this song???!!!?

So I went to Rio de Janiero with some friends of mine at a club called Crobar. There was a song that just blew me away!! I was a way to drunk to talk to the DJ and ask him for the song. All I know is that it is called (Summer Love-Remember) I have searched everywhere for this song and have yet to find anything. Everytime I go clubbing all I can think of is how good that song was and how I wish it could be played right now! Can anyone help please?????? If you do have it, I would greatly appreciate if I can have it send to me at ctigreros@sbcglobal.netThanks!

2006-12-22 20:54:01 · 6 answers · asked by Charles 1 in Music

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