We all know woman take time and money... so
Woman= Time + Money
And time is money, so
Time = Money
Which means Woman = Money Squared
And Money is the root of all evil, correct?
Woman = Root of all evil squared
Which reduces to
Woman = Evil
Genius!
2006-12-22 21:04:07 · 19 answers · asked by Zach S 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Who says I am gay? I have just figured out the most complex thing in the world... Woman!
2006-12-22 21:15:28 · update #1
your single, aren't you?
2006-12-22 21:10:49 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are using poor logic and working with some false premises.
Just because women REQUIRE time and money does not mean that they are EQUAL TO time and money (if you added time to money you could not create a woman). There are many other things that also require time and money in the same way that women do (men, children, a business). And women require more than just time and money (we also need to be fed and watered).
Also, 'money is the root of all evil' is a misquote. Scripture says 'the LOVE of money is the root of all KINDS OF evil.'
So there.
2006-12-22 21:24:06 · answer #2 · answered by Beks 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same equation works for men...plus there's 1 more element
Man= Time + Money + Headache
And time is money and headaches mean pills which means money, so
Time = Money
AND
Headaches = Money
Which means Man = Money Cubed
And Money is the root of all evil, correct?
Man = Root of all evil Cubed
Which reduces to
Man = Evil
but pretty good, in general
2006-12-22 21:08:24 · answer #3 · answered by boots&hank 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dum dum, money is not the root of all evil. get your quotes right, ya douche. Timothy, 6:10 'For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs.'
so I guess that means:
man+ignorance+too much time to waste = misinformation
and my math teacher said I didn't get this stuff....
2006-12-22 21:16:48 · answer #4 · answered by tankgirl190 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men need money and work for money. Does that mean men are evil too? Also, the phrase is "The love of money is the root of all evil." There's a big difference. Also, if women date for money, how do you explain financially independent women who date?
2016-05-23 01:23:55 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your equations are too simple, women are too sophisticated to be simplified like that: you need to take an advanced calculus class instead of applying basic algebraic equations.
And women aren't evil, lol.
2006-12-22 21:10:00 · answer #6 · answered by KatGuy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The LACK of money is the root of all evil.
Enjoy your solitude
2006-12-22 21:13:03 · answer #7 · answered by Gem 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Recommendation of noble prize for your research
2006-12-22 21:14:27 · answer #8 · answered by Seagull 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a Job.
2006-12-22 21:06:03 · answer #9 · answered by Two Peas 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You forgot to mention the lack of accountibility.
2006-12-22 21:09:38 · answer #10 · answered by AngryAmerican82 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That doesn't seem logical to me - and all of it applies equally to both sexes.
2006-12-22 21:13:28 · answer #11 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋