At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding
at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them
by saying, "I know the whole truth". The boy decides to go home
and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I
know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and
greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40
and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is
on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front
door.
The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman drops
the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug."
2006-12-22 21:02:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow! Not at all what was going through my mind [shame on me,lol],but funny just the same..hmmmm,wonder what secrets dear old mom and dad are hiding...LOL
2006-12-22 21:19:23 · answer #1 · answered by ladybug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh too funny! Good one! 9 out of 10! Merry Christmas!
2006-12-23 06:00:42 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aha, he fooled youto save his $60.
2006-12-23 05:41:44 · answer #3 · answered by shribharatpshubh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad my kids are grown, and now have their own hidden secrets!
2006-12-25 04:29:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful
Love it!!!
2006-12-23 05:17:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, what a twist.
2006-12-23 05:06:52 · answer #6 · answered by Smile Everyday 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
wat a twist.
2006-12-23 10:31:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!! nice i liked it!! haha
2006-12-23 05:07:31 · answer #8 · answered by xXSxLxIxCxExRXx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa, that's not right!! ... but it's FUNNY!!
2006-12-23 06:41:34 · answer #9 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....... the ending was super. the title is very well chosen. u knw it is quite ironic black-mailing !! gud twist, though ;)
I wonder wat else he found out.........ha! ha!
2006-12-23 05:34:24 · answer #10 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋