Entertainment & Music - 22 December 2006

poetry ?
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the fairest of them all
The mirror sighed and gave a grunt
Well it sure aint you, you ugly c**t

If this offends you buy a new mirror !!!!!

2006-12-22 19:46:53 · 19 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-22 19:45:30 · 7 answers · asked by RomanL77 2 in Celebrities

i just ate a hot pepper and my lips are on FIRE please tell me do you know of a way to get them to stop burning????

PLEASE I CAN'T STAND THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(

2006-12-22 19:44:47 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have You Noticed?

2006-12-22 19:44:01 · 2 answers · asked by Charles Darwin 2 in Television

2006-12-22 19:44:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 19:43:36 · 18 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

A friend and I always debate whether Jay-Z or Emenim is a better artist, they both have their qualities, but which one has mastered the art of hip hop? Emenim has been compared to Shakespeare by modern scholars, and Jay-Z has pushed the envelope of rap music, who prevails?

2006-12-22 19:42:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

ok this answer is just for fun . please dont critisize .. answer how ever you want

2006-12-22 19:42:42 · 16 answers · asked by jack jack 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 19:42:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

GL You Would Too If You Had

SNOWBALLS

Eggnog Away

2006-12-22 19:41:34 · 7 answers · asked by delirious_dragon02 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 19:41:33 · 4 answers · asked by zen 7 in Polls & Surveys

Christmas commercial or any commercial? It doesn't have to be Christmas but...tis the season. Personally, I like the Alltel one with the guys getting a new razor phone. The one where one of the men protests that his buddy's accept the phones (as gifts). Then he,(the protestor) leaves his phone, only for one of Santas elves to come by and pick it up...then the guy (protestor) tackles him...cuz he decides he wants it afterall. I laughed my a@@ off when I saw it!!!

2006-12-22 19:41:13 · 5 answers · asked by somebodys_watchn_you 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-22 19:40:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 19:40:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just like cavepeople and neanderthals? do you think we're going to be evolved into something else? what is your theory on this?

2006-12-22 19:39:51 · 17 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." "What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. "Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."

"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But, say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."

The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.

"Oh, it worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." "So, what's your problem?"

"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."

2006-12-22 19:38:59 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I love it but I dont know all the words

2006-12-22 19:36:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

John woke up one morning with an enormous erection so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to bring it to his wife. The note read:

The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

Heather answered the note and then asked her son to bring it to her husband. The note read:

Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to bring it to his wife. The note read:

The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

Heather answered the note and then asked her son to bring it to her husband. The note read:

I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!

2006-12-22 19:36:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-22 19:35:49 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 19:34:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 19:34:53 · 18 answers · asked by Mikisew 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 19:34:41 · 13 answers · asked by Trick of the Tail 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 19:34:07 · 16 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

Last Christmas I had to spend with my ex-husband for the sake of our children's get together. He was very unfriendly and vindictive as usual, but I played along with the spirit of the season in spite of him. I even bought some mistletoe. I swallowed the mistletoe and waited 24 hours for it to pass through my colon. Then I told my ex husband to kiss my ***.

2006-12-22 19:33:50 · 9 answers · asked by spaghetti 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Otis, Dragon Fly Jones, Shenanah, Jerome, Big Mama, the Pizza Delivery Man in Blue Streak or the mechanic?

2006-12-22 19:33:47 · 6 answers · asked by KeraniBai 3 in Celebrities

Yeah so I have recently began a slight obsession with the Crow movies. Yeah...well anyway I remember in the first movie Brandon quoted from the poem "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe...noting the similarities between him (the crow) and the raven in the poem. And in The Crow: Wicked Prayer...the festival they held in the movie was called "Rave-N-Fest"...DUH! So I just wanna know...what is the difference between a crow and a raven anyway? HELP MEEEEEEEE!!! *runs to the bathroom and puts on his make up...cries, screams, and swears revenge on those who don't help him*


P.S. LOL!!!

2006-12-22 19:33:45 · 12 answers · asked by m_bernard22 2 in Movies

because my roommate told me when she was watching spansh news and they said she was smoking crack.so i guess shes the whitney houston of reggaeton.

2006-12-22 19:32:49 · 4 answers · asked by hollaatdagal1 1 in Music

Spiderman will be going back to the black costume next year, due to the fact that there will be the black costume in the Spiderman 3.


How many different costumes has Spiderman worn over the years(starting the original blue & red)?

1 Blue & Red Original
2 Black Alien Costume/Non alien Black costume
3 Captain Universe(Acts of Vengenance)
4 Scarlet Spider
5 Ben Reilly version of the Red & Blue
6 Red & Gold version


Do you also count the House Of M version of his costume?

What about that DC vs. Marvel "Spider-boy" costume?

2006-12-22 19:32:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

okay everyone..
we all know who merideth chose ..
but who would you pick ?
mcvet , mcdreamy, or mcsteamy ?

2006-12-22 19:31:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Hippy?
Punk?
Goth?
Jock?
Prep?
Ghetto?
Emo?
Stoner?
Poser?
Scenester?
Geek?
Dork?
Redneck?
Skater?
Straight edge?
other?( if so tell what)
or are you just a sweet thing????

2006-12-22 19:30:14 · 29 answers · asked by jack jack 7 in Polls & Surveys