John woke up one morning with an enormous erection so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to bring it to his wife. The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.
Heather answered the note and then asked her son to bring it to her husband. The note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.
John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to bring it to his wife. The note read:
The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.
Heather answered the note and then asked her son to bring it to her husband. The note read:
I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!
2006-12-22 19:36:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have got to HAND it to you brilliant 10/10
2006-12-23 18:07:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poetry worthy of the greats of
English Literature! I must HAND it to you for this one!
A Madly Merry, Wickedly Happy Christmas to all, at poles north south, or in the middle!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
Abbey and Angel
2006-12-22 20:11:05 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Funny
2006-12-22 19:38:36 · answer #3 · answered by super682003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would give it an 8/10. Its funny but it didn't make me actually laugh. Good job!
2006-12-23 04:02:47 · answer #4 · answered by Volleychick21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the best one I've read yet! Merry Christmas!
2006-12-22 21:37:24 · answer #5 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad not bad,not bad at all i'd say this fella had a fall,did't get the thing he seeked,by his wifes' note he was quite freaked.have a good one happy:)
2006-12-22 20:17:41 · answer #6 · answered by TOM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool, i thought it was pretty funny... i will give you a 9/10 for it. Imao, Merry Xmas :)
2006-12-22 19:55:55 · answer #7 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is GOOD!!! Husband and I got a good laugh out of it.
2006-12-23 15:21:02 · answer #8 · answered by icddppl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would be spoilt for choice there cause he's got two hand's he's got a wide choice left hand or right.
good one.
2006-12-23 11:07:24 · answer #9 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats some crazy SHITT!!!
2006-12-22 19:38:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋