Last Christmas I had to spend with my ex-husband for the sake of our children's get together. He was very unfriendly and vindictive as usual, but I played along with the spirit of the season in spite of him. I even bought some mistletoe. I swallowed the mistletoe and waited 24 hours for it to pass through my colon. Then I told my ex husband to kiss my ***.
2006-12-22 19:33:50 · 9 answers · asked by spaghetti 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha good one!
2006-12-22 19:35:58 · answer #1 · answered by the Bruja is back 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah right with it's toxic amines if you ate any part of real mistletoe you'd be dead. not too good of a story actually use more imagination next time
2006-12-23 03:45:37 · answer #2 · answered by vilynblackthorne 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny, considering mistletoe is poison, and it wouldn't have passed, YOU would have.
2006-12-23 03:36:12 · answer #3 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Revenge is sweet!
2006-12-23 06:14:45 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you had swallowed it your ex would have been happy when you passed on
2006-12-23 03:58:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you make him miserable enough already.
2006-12-23 03:37:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet
2006-12-23 03:36:15 · answer #7 · answered by weareonvacation 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha. not funny but it IS silly.
2006-12-23 03:42:47 · answer #8 · answered by mark 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yaeeeeks.....kk wat exactly is your q???
2006-12-23 03:39:19 · answer #9 · answered by rulzz_cool 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋