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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." "What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. "Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."

"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But, say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."

The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.

"Oh, it worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." "So, what's your problem?"

"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."

2006-12-22 19:38:59 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

31 answers

lol good joke and i see you're back thanks for the laugh

merry christmas or feliz navida

2006-12-22 21:41:31 · answer #1 · answered by italiana mocha 2 · 0 0

Funny! 8/10!

2006-12-23 06:10:00 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

A 9.5 LOL!
Chuckie Cheeky Chuckie

2006-12-23 04:07:54 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0 0

lol....thats a gud one.hav to admit, the wife thing was quite unexpected. i was hoping for something like a female species of some kinda animals to be attracted to him or something, but hav to admit it was prety funny....i will giv u a 9/10 for that :)

2006-12-23 03:44:51 · answer #4 · answered by tasha 3 · 0 0

Worthy of a smile.. =)

Happy Holidays and Namaste,

--Tom

2006-12-23 03:41:32 · answer #5 · answered by glassnegman 5 · 0 0

Yeah, I gotta chuckle out of that.

2006-12-23 03:41:16 · answer #6 · answered by Jack S 5 · 0 0

why are"nt women understanding
lol 10/10

2006-12-24 02:02:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Yesterday only I read this but its funny!!!

2006-12-23 05:19:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why r u repeatin the joke?

2006-12-23 03:48:06 · answer #9 · answered by mark 4 · 0 1

Ya, ok, it made me grin. Funny?... I don't think I would go that far.

2006-12-23 03:47:21 · answer #10 · answered by somebodys_watchn_you 3 · 0 0

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