A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he
settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He
realized she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the
seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,
"business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business. I'm going to the
annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States".
He swallowed hard as here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for
nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, " one popular myth is that African American
men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when
actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the
best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish," Suddenly the
woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I
really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your
name."
Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos , but my friends call me Paddy."
2006-12-22 22:47:43 · 12 answers · asked by biggsy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That must be "the luck of the Irish"
I 've always wondered what the expression meant ! haha
2006-12-22 23:48:18 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I'm amazed at the poor response you're getting from this joke. To be honest, I've heard it before but I think it's one of the funniest I've ever heard.
2006-12-23 02:59:28 · answer #2 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok. But not the funniest joke. 2/10. Sorry!
2006-12-22 23:02:37 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bloody hard work.
2006-12-23 08:24:38 · answer #4 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worst joke ever
2006-12-22 23:01:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've read this joke before... i didnt understand it then... and i still dont understand it now...
2006-12-22 23:19:44 · answer #6 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad but its very old
2006-12-22 23:07:14 · answer #7 · answered by paulette7618 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where is the punch line?......
2006-12-22 23:15:09 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it.
2006-12-23 01:10:19 · answer #9 · answered by skittles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-23 00:35:12 · answer #10 · answered by LOL!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋