If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up... Your life ain't that bad!
2006-12-22 22:25:56 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one 10 /10
2006-12-23 01:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh 'O' Meter - XD 7/10
2006-12-22 23:14:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10
2006-12-23 17:53:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a 7.5/10 very nice LOL
2006-12-23 00:19:06 · answer #4 · answered by Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool. Good one. Makes a good point!
2006-12-22 22:41:05 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!!
2006-12-22 22:29:44 · answer #6 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats one to tell in the pub lol
2006-12-23 12:18:30 · answer #7 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, think I'll have beans for breakfast!!!
2006-12-22 22:29:55 · answer #8 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a cute one
2006-12-23 03:48:15 · answer #9 · answered by Volleychick21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny love it hope u come up with more stuf like this
2006-12-22 22:28:35 · answer #10 · answered by stay cool 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋