A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."
2006-12-22 22:27:57 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
girl power 10/10
2006-12-23 09:18:34 · answer #1 · answered by joanne g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds just like my mother in law.
2006-12-22 22:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're about as funny as a fart in a spacesuit-you're not even in my league-You're more like Billy Smart's circus than my Billy Connolly-more Peter Mandelson than my Peter Kay-more Tony Blair than my Tony Hancock-more Spike Lee than my Spike Milligan-get my drift?-your American style 'humour' is about as funny as
watching Roy Chubby Brown when you're hungover and feeling the pain from removing an ingrown toenail with rusty pliers-now fcuk off back to comedy school and I might chuckle at ya in about 10 years from now.
2006-12-22 22:47:43 · answer #3 · answered by CHARLIEDONTSURF 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Funny! 9/10. So true!
2006-12-22 22:40:04 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, ignore the people who disagree and keep them coming your a breath of fresh air.
2006-12-22 22:32:17 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh 'O' Meter - LOL 5/10
2006-12-22 23:11:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somewhat funny....as a married man of 18 years, I can appreciate the humour in this joke. Thanks for the early morning chuckle.
2006-12-22 22:30:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
R u were the bride or th egirl in joke ;-) hehe i am sure not the mom
2006-12-23 04:36:33 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny.... If you've ever been married it hits way to close to home (just kidding honey!)
2006-12-22 22:34:13 · answer #9 · answered by mrtryitall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is quite funny, and I get it. Marrying her will be like being in Hell.
Cute!!!
2006-12-22 22:29:57 · answer #10 · answered by Meko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋