Entertainment & Music - 21 December 2006

for a large scotch and a single, he drinks the large scotch and pours the single into his shirt pocket, he then orders another and does the same, drinks the large and pours the single into his top pocket.
After a few hours the man becomes wobbly and tries to stand up holding the bar, he asks the barmaid for a large and single scotch, she replies ' Sorry sir you have had too much to drink, i can't serve you'
'Just give me a large nad a single scotch' he replies.
' No sorry you'll have to come back tomorrow' says the barmaid.
'Right get me the Landlord' yells the man.
So the Barmaid gets the landlord, explaining to him about the strange antics with the two scotchs.
The man looks at the Landlord and says 'I want a Large scotch and a single and i want them now!'
'Sorry Sir you will have to come back tomorrow, you will not be served tonight' The landlord said.
'Right Outside' shouts the man, and a little mouse jumped outa his pocket and said' Yeah and bring your f*@$ing Cat!!!!!!!!'

2006-12-21 05:26:58 · 21 answers · asked by mandigre 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-21 05:26:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-21 05:26:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

So an Irish man, a Mexican, and an Californian were sitting on a chairlift. The Irish man threw his beer off the edge, half full. They asked why he did that and he replied "there's more where that came from." So the Mexican was smoking a cigar and he threw it off the edge, half lit. They asked why he did that and he replied "Theres more where that came from." So they look at the Californian and ask "What is it that you have that you have too much of?" and he pushes off the Mexican....

I am NOT a racist in any way, i just thought that was a funny joke.

2006-12-21 05:25:55 · 25 answers · asked by [?] 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I don't think I walk with a wiggle - and I'm not that young and not looking for attention - but men seem to take a double look or whistle when I walk by. I dress relatively casual and nice, nothing revealing (only at home) and I don't look cheap. I dress to look good for me. Please be nice when you answer my question. Why do they act this way - even if they have a lady with them? Thanks (wink)

2006-12-21 05:25:39 · 10 answers · asked by hot single mom 4 in Other - Entertainment

Hotel California. What is your work place theme song?

2006-12-21 05:25:34 · 9 answers · asked by T_I_GG_E_R 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 05:25:24 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Movies

You know you love her, so just admit it!!!!!!!

2006-12-21 05:25:19 · 14 answers · asked by katie p 2 in Celebrities

What would you do? I'm starting a new job in 2 weeks that doesn't allow any free time, but the pay is really good! That means no more Yahoo! Answers :o(

2006-12-21 05:24:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

on the bottom of a cats paw and watch it freak out because it cant feel the ground talk about funny

2006-12-21 05:24:24 · 11 answers · asked by VENUM 5 in Polls & Surveys

A friend of mine invited me to a "Zentai Party" I had never been to one before and I was a little surprised. Everyone was wearing a skintight Zentai suit. I was wearing a royal blue on that my friend bought for me. There was only 3 other women there besides me. There was about 20 men and everyone of them had a stiffy all night. I have never had so many men display a stiffy right in front of my face or rub up against me ever! Not only were they displaying a stiffy but also handling them and pressing them up against me. Several of them climaxed in their spandex right in front of me or up against me. Is this how these parties are supposed to go or was I set up for something here?

2006-12-21 05:24:12 · 9 answers · asked by Ronni 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 05:23:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

here I'll Start off : It's Almost Christmas Morning.......
Yall finish

2006-12-21 05:23:03 · 10 answers · asked by Zaya 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Sitting alone on a park bench feeding the last of your day-old bread to a pack of pigeons while sipping from a bottle of gin that you swiped from the corner liquor store... "Damn Paki always gives me a hard time" you think to yourself as slowly you drift into that blissful dizzy that you look forward to every night. You look over at the single red rose that you bought for Mindy. Mindy works at the Walgreens on 6th and Main. She's always so nice to you, sometimes that niceness was perceived as flirting. "What could that young broad want with an old coot like me?" You often wonder if she noticed that you seemed to go to that store more than you really needed. She didn't say anything when you bought the same pack of DoubleMint gum everyday for a week. Sometimes when the line was short you'd spend an extra few minutes getting to know her. Turns out she's divorced with 1 kid and was definitely ready to move on... but...

2006-12-21 05:22:37 · 16 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 05:22:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 05:21:59 · 3 answers · asked by dragonerax 2 in Television

Who's at the Helm at Y/A?


OR are they just trying to tease me?

2006-12-21 05:21:55 · 34 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

what are some goooood rap songs like.... that sound good with a system in the car.???

2006-12-21 05:21:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I did in the eight grade I put on a top with no hole in it on a beaker and we were heating the beaker ....5 min later I got black crap all over my shirt(I wasnt very smart)

2006-12-21 05:21:09 · 6 answers · asked by johnjd_cmu 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 05:20:55 · 4 answers · asked by SEXY_SPECTA 1 in Celebrities

Isn't it the same button on ALL cameras????

2006-12-21 05:20:25 · 29 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 05:20:16 · 17 answers · asked by animegirl 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-21 05:19:55 · 26 answers · asked by marcus F 1 in Celebrities

A. Side-by-side
B. Bottom Freezer
C. Top Freezer
D. French Door Bottom
E. Other

2006-12-21 05:19:31 · 20 answers · asked by Bowllynn 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 05:19:17 · 18 answers · asked by PinkOrchid 1 in Polls & Surveys

Right Here-staind
How to save a life-The fray
Here withought you-3 doors down

2006-12-21 05:19:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The Zoo Keeper walked up to Paddy and said " Can you help me, the Gorilla is in heat and i need someone to mshag her, will you do it for £500.00.
Paddy took a moment and replied " Yes i will on three conditions"

"1. I don't have to kiss her, 2. My family doesn't ever find out, and 3. give me a few weeks to get the cash together!"

2006-12-21 05:19:14 · 8 answers · asked by mandigre 1 in Jokes & Riddles

1 Madonna or Cindi Lauper
2 Michael Jackson Or Prince
3 Pac-man Or Centipede
4 Goonies Or Ghostbusters
5 Transformers Or GI Joe
6 Barbie Or Cabbage Patch Kids
7 Punky Brewster Or Doogie Howser MD

Thanks!

2006-12-21 05:18:28 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Gïrl¥♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 05:18:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-21 05:18:11 · 18 answers · asked by Steven Seagal 1 in Polls & Surveys