here I'll Start off : It's Almost Christmas Morning.......
Yall finish
2006-12-21 05:23:03 · 10 answers · asked by Zaya 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well it's almost Christmas morning
and I haven't slept all night
some fat dude in my living room
gave me an awful fright
I beat him up and kicked him
for breaking in my my home
I told him just go on your way
and leave this house alone
I beat this man (who wouldn't listen)
'til he wasn't moving
just then my kids came down the stairs
yelled "Mom, what are you doing?"
The rum in last nights egg-nog
must've went right to my head
just then I realized 'cause of me
Santa Claus is dead
A prison sentence in my future
or so it would seem
Yes that's true, there would be
if it weren't all just a dream!
(best I could come up with on short notice)
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
2006-12-21 05:53:29 · answer #1 · answered by Sherry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's almost Christmas morning,
we're sending you a warning,
this cheerful crap has got to stop,
Quickly call a comedy cop.
2006-12-21 05:29:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And I aint bought no presents so i get my purse and go to walmart???? or uhmmm, and the sun is just rising, every body is excited, gifts are so surprising.....???
2006-12-21 05:28:32 · answer #3 · answered by Lil_ jay 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad its almost here, so we can get it over with and get on to the New Year.
2006-12-21 05:25:46 · answer #4 · answered by fivestarmama 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
and everyones running around like chickens trying to find a gift for everyone on their list...take it away whoever
2006-12-21 05:27:42 · answer #5 · answered by ALL SMILES :D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope that it starts snowing
2006-12-21 05:28:29 · answer #6 · answered by missyhardt 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
and satna claus is coming
2006-12-21 05:29:34 · answer #7 · answered by Juan 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my brother ate santa's cookies
2006-12-21 05:27:36 · answer #8 · answered by Ramona T 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this question iz so boring
2006-12-21 05:24:59 · answer #9 · answered by peachybabi101 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and the morning birds are crowing........
2006-12-21 05:25:17 · answer #10 · answered by Tamara Loves Kenny 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋