The Zoo Keeper walked up to Paddy and said " Can you help me, the Gorilla is in heat and i need someone to mshag her, will you do it for £500.00.
Paddy took a moment and replied " Yes i will on three conditions"
"1. I don't have to kiss her, 2. My family doesn't ever find out, and 3. give me a few weeks to get the cash together!"
2006-12-21 05:19:14 · 8 answers · asked by mandigre 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
eh
2006-12-21 05:21:44 · answer #1 · answered by hindu r napak 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm wow, he's getting paid 500, poor paddy it must have been a long time since his last bedtime rendezvous.
2006-12-21 05:25:50 · answer #2 · answered by lonestarlady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor gorilla
2006-12-21 05:23:28 · answer #3 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaaa. Smart Paddy!!
2006-12-21 05:26:25 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rude, Funny, manky, and FUNNY AS FECK!! Like Christine said, poor gorillia...
Thanks,
Charles
(But I am not Irish!)
2006-12-21 06:29:24 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow i kind of dont get it oh i c ill that is nasty
2006-12-21 05:22:04 · answer #6 · answered by kindkayeye/im a chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
again, good but old
2006-12-21 06:14:40 · answer #7 · answered by monkey boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not good
2006-12-21 05:43:37 · answer #8 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋