Two guys get shipwrecked on a Island, after spending two days searching it for signs of life, they get caught by a tribe who take them back, the king stands up and says to the men, if you go into the forest and gather either 100 nuts or fruit then bring them back for a chance to save yourselves.
The two men run off, around an hour later the first man returns with 100 grapes.
The king tells him to put the grapes up his ****, if he can fit all 100 in without laughing he is free to go.
The man starts his task and when he hits 99 the bursts out laughing.
'I don't understand' said the king, ' you was nearly there, why did you start laughing?'
'My mates collecting Coconuts!' He replied.

2006-12-21 05:42:32 · 7 answers · asked by mandigre 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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What would you do if you could be Santa this Christmas?

Would you be a good Santa or mess it all up a little, giving out all the wrong presents and having fun watching the faces... ?
:D

2006-12-21 05:42:23 · 6 answers · asked by * 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever "lost" a pair of sunglasses only to discover them on top of your head?

2006-12-21 05:42:21 · 18 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Polls & Surveys

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do you think my personality is serious based on my questions and answers?

2006-12-21 05:42:12 · 11 answers · asked by Luis 4 in Polls & Surveys

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"Hogan Knows Best" on VH1?

Who is the goodlooking dark haired kid who is often seen with Nick Hogan on Hogan Knows Best? Most recently the kid was swimming with Nick in the pool of their new Miami home while Linda was bitching about no work getting done. Then Nick, Brook and this mystery kid went cruising along South Beach.

2006-12-21 05:41:56 · 3 answers · asked by PhillyBob1963 2 in Television

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An elephant just stepped on my foot what should I do?

2006-12-21 05:41:49 · 20 answers · asked by Average_JOE 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Will John Stamos forgive me? I took them! I wanted a closer look at his sweet *** Mullet!?

2006-12-21 05:41:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Would you tell me the reason you're all messed up?

2006-12-21 05:41:14 · 43 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Which band is hardest to understand when they sing?

Which band do you think is the hardest to figure out what words they are singing when they sing?

2006-12-21 05:41:11 · 16 answers · asked by kredlitz 2 in Music

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could Jim Morrison?

be any cooler?!

2006-12-21 05:40:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Where is giggles with my drink!?!?

2006-12-21 05:40:20 · 6 answers · asked by teapreacher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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What can be done about Rosie O' Donnell?

She is an ugly person, both inside and out.

2006-12-21 05:39:58 · 44 answers · asked by Robert B 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Could someone please tell me who sings the song Christmas Shoes?

2006-12-21 05:39:55 · 6 answers · asked by ladyrebel 1 in Music

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what wasa my chemical romance's first song?

2006-12-21 05:39:34 · 9 answers · asked by Mrs.gerard way 1 in Music

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How do people who love manatees feel about dugongs?

2006-12-21 05:39:21 · 2 answers · asked by x 7 in Polls & Surveys

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How much more can you take?

before you just go nuts?

2006-12-21 05:39:14 · 31 answers · asked by Emery 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What did MS USA do for Donald Trump to have to "give her a second chance?" What immorality was she involved?

2006-12-21 05:39:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Do you have an answer for everything?

2006-12-21 05:38:24 · 36 answers · asked by Mr X 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Jimi Hendrix's Song Cocaine??

What album or CD of his is it on?

2006-12-21 05:37:57 · 13 answers · asked by baseballst4r 2 in Music

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did you only stop a minute when you heard the traffic cop hollar stop?

2006-12-21 05:37:52 · 7 answers · asked by Average_JOE 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Isn't Lucas Grabeel the hottest one alive?

tell me your opinion, about zac efron compared to lucas and stuff. i'd llove to hear from you, thanx.

2006-12-21 05:37:38 · 7 answers · asked by the girl 3 in Celebrities

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Who to pay rights to for making custom karaoke Cd's?

I have hundreds of Cdg's and would like to make custom karaoke Cd's, for customers, legally. Any Idea's as to who I would pay. If I rerecord then I just have to pay mechanical rights. I need to know who to pay if I just copy songs directly from the original discs for use in compilation discs.

2006-12-21 05:37:37 · 1 answers · asked by Mass Bargains 1 in Music

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